Will You Press The Button?

Indiggo 10 years ago

I'm already existential, depressed, and cynical.... So I guess I"d just become smarter? No downside there!

phanisprobsreal 10 years ago

I'm already depressed! So I would just be smarter!

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Not to be cocky (honestly) but this is literally me all the fucking time

shitboobcheeseburger 4 years ago

shut up

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rickiisnchz 9 years ago

So... Rick Sanchez?

DamianRulez 9 years ago

That was My immediate thought

starducks 10 years ago

invent something to reverse my depresion

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Looks like someone needs Ecstacy.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub dub

Bear5 2 years ago

im coming for you

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago

Already intelligent, bruh

Yukiyasama420 10 years ago

Your profile picture says different...

Secret_Seeker 8 years ago

Too late

Naln1 9 years ago

I was one point away from gifted... And your just assuming im dumb? I WILL NOT press the button, as I already have the upside, without the downside.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

My life in a button

Gareth Castle 13 years ago

too late...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

So... Tuesday?

Takata Cheroki 13 years ago

... Aren't I there already? *flashback montage of 6th grade* *shudders*

Kaleena Bramblett 13 years ago

This is already my life.

Hope McClintock 13 years ago

I'm already this way though....

8-BitMan 11 years ago

we are all going to die one day

phanisprobsreal 10 years ago

Existential crisis's for days

Cguy844 7 years ago

You cant break whats already broken

Ironicallyunironic 11 years ago

I'm already like this.

KKKsupremeleader 10 years ago

I'm cynicle as fuck

MrBagel 9 years ago

I’m already all those things

Glassia_The_Tower 11 years ago

Already am.

ididntmemeto 10 years ago

jokes on u! im already depressed and cynical

Maharid 2 years ago

Who press this think to be stup^d.

FlapJack 11 years ago

Not trying to be cocky but I have an IQ of roughly 142 (and counting) and I'm 13, the average IQ for an adult male is 110 so I'm not saying I'm the smartest person in the world but I am smart so no thanks.

xtaintedwisdomx 11 years ago

Depending on the test you took IQ means damn near nothing except standard aptitude and achievement efficiency through school work. That doesn't necessarily make you intelligent....

Samsteel5 12 years ago

I am already intelligent.

caxxiotto 10 years ago

Fuck you

buttonboi69420 5 years ago

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Eldersky37 11 years ago

That may or may not be me...

NooniToons 9 years ago

I dont even know what existentialism

Kevin15673 10 years ago

If your Intelligent, then you would know how to not be depressed... so I see no downside...

PaperMachine0 10 years ago

So you just inherently know to stop being depressed because you're intelligent?

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JackoDub 7 years ago

I'm already fkn sad lol

Fairyqueen03 11 years ago

i already am intelligent

Fake-Pianist 10 years ago

Already depressed :"(

Sylvezi 9 years ago

So, nothing changes except I'm (hopefully) a bit more intelligent.

Benedani 11 years ago

i already became intelligent with another button :)

LB72 11 years ago

So basicaly a scared instine

Hiboi 10 years ago

How is that free time

boniebonie 3 years ago

so... just me

RamonBits BR 11 years ago

i am intelligent '-' i don't need to press that button...

Wolf123 9 years ago

Im already intelligent

WhydoIneedausername? 11 years ago

No need to press it ;)

Bakaa 6 years ago

So i become smart, cool

vampyr126 11 years ago

So, my life? Yeah, its sad.

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RazorSB 10 years ago

So I just turn smart?

Kaleb Matthew McDaniel 13 years ago

As long as I can act super conceited in the process sure.

Jeffrey_dick 7 years ago

I already am

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xtaintedwisdomx 11 years ago

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XYXXF 2 years ago

傻人有傻福

Active Lies 11 years ago

im already intelligent and i already have that problem, so... uh

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