Will You Press The Button?

Indiggo 10 years ago

I'm already existential, depressed, and cynical.... So I guess I"d just become smarter? No downside there!

phanisprobsreal 10 years ago

I'm already depressed! So I would just be smarter!

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Not to be cocky (honestly) but this is literally me all the fucking time

shitboobcheeseburger 4 years ago

shut up

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rickiisnchz 9 years ago

So... Rick Sanchez?

DamianRulez 9 years ago

That was My immediate thought

starducks 10 years ago

invent something to reverse my depresion

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Looks like someone needs Ecstacy.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Rick Sanchez wubba lubba dub dub

Bear5 2 years ago

im coming for you

Silverbullet2121 11 years ago

Already intelligent, bruh

Yukiyasama420 10 years ago

Your profile picture says different...

Secret_Seeker 8 years ago

Too late

Naln1 9 years ago

I was one point away from gifted... And your just assuming im dumb? I WILL NOT press the button, as I already have the upside, without the downside.

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

My life in a button

Gareth Castle 13 years ago

too late...

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

So... Tuesday?

Takata Cheroki 13 years ago

... Aren't I there already? *flashback montage of 6th grade* *shudders*

Kaleena Bramblett 13 years ago

This is already my life.

Hope McClintock 13 years ago

I'm already this way though....

LilacKs 9 years ago

I’m already depressed. And not to boast but I have philosophical questions that I ask myself every day and it’s truly horrifying what it can do to someone. I hate it and wish I could be less intelligent.

double_d123 11 years ago

Already happened... And I constantly find new ways to fight the depression and cynicism, and deal with existentialism. Think I've figured out my beef with existentialism.

Blastez 10 years ago

I mean, I already think I am intelligent..

XYXXF 2 years ago

傻人有傻福

Active Lies 11 years ago

im already intelligent and i already have that problem, so... uh

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

Literally me

Poofnugget 5 years ago

Won't i with my vast intellect deduce that this feeling of depression is stupid? And just choose not to be, same with being cynical. Not every genius ends up like Rick Sanchez.

TheWolfWithin 11 years ago

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xtaintedwisdomx 11 years ago

Your an idiot who most likely pressed...No, you just came here to post your bullshit gtfo!

20DollarVamp 12 years ago

Literally both of these already

OlafurPeturs 7 years ago

I'm already depressed.

Fairyqueen03 11 years ago

I already am intelligent

jonh-the-talking-banana 10 years ago

are you drescribing me?

Weronika SkowroÅ„ska 13 years ago

I'm intelligent alredy :D haha

RoisinTurner 10 years ago

Already happened, so I might as well

CrowFly422 11 years ago

Already there...

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I am already just intelligent enough to know that I'm not intelligent enough. And the downside, I feel pretty much all the time. So the only thing that would change is I would become smarter. Well, I suppose my existentialism would become more evolved.