Always wear a bulletproof vest and live in a basement and never leave. Can't die from fatigue or hunger, so spend the rest of time building an extensive underground utopia until the earth is destroyed hundreds of thousands of years in the future, then live...[Show full comment]
how exactly does this work? would the bullets get attracted to you like a magnet? and would the bullet still just kill you if it's not really going that fast?
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kingsheep10 years ago
Damn smoothskins
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HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago
Australia"s great.
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ARedButtonPresser10 years ago
Guys I'm done I live in Louisiana.
Adelaide7 years ago
Me too I didn't know the political/social scene was that bad
What if the bullets just slowly roll towards me on the ground?
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Thebeastfrom20000fathoms9 years ago
Oh fuckI live in the most crime ridden city in the world Detroit
grilledhamster13 years ago
sorry mark blew up your home
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I find all the loopholes10 years ago
This person can't spell
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Anonnamoose9 years ago
You attract them, yes? No one said they come towards you at lethal speed, so you pretty much end up building some sort of bullet armour and become a superhero who passively saves people from robberies and shit
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D YellowMadness9 years ago
I"d wait until I'm almost dead & then push it. After that, I"d just put on bulletproof clothing & use my incredible health to earn incredible wealth to pay people to make my house bulletproof.
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Snayperskya10 years ago
projectiles cant kill me nd boolits r projectileds
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562crazygamer11 years ago
Shit man, I live in america. As much as I'd love to stay away from guns it just isn't happening. Besides, outliving everyone I know and love generation, after generation sounds depressing as fuck
dittogirl60811 years ago
well you don't have to worry, soon Obama is gonna scream about how people shouldn't have guns, so the threat will be minimal :/
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WhiteLotusGod8 years ago
Idk how I passivle attract bullets but at least I won’t passively attract them. That would suck
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loopholes_are_amazing9 years ago
Australian here, barely any bullets around
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coolcongaming9 years ago
HOW TO STOP THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR
MAKE A SUPERTANK WITH HUNDREDS OF BULLET PROOF PLATES, DRIVE THOUGH THE BATTLE FIELD
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dankmemes1019 years ago
passivle?
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Zletro9 years ago
Live in the bat cave
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Cerysew9 years ago
Bullets are not in my country
Thebeastfrom20000fathoms9 years ago
Who the fuck are you yes they are
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GozoGaming9 years ago
What if your a ghost
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abcx9 years ago
Luckily, here in Germany not everyone"s allowed to have a weapon. Also I live in a small village, I don't think anyone here owns a weapon and a mile around is there"s not much. Might have to wear a bullet-proof west in school, but I don't think it"d be too relevant.
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hahblooskiy10 years ago
Just carry a repulsive magnet around with you...
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Muzifiene11 years ago
good that we haven't that much weapons in germany
esseks9 years ago
I'm also from Germany
But I'm also in a shooting club so I still Fuck up
Oh that? Don't mind that... That's just those random gunmen that come out of nowhere every so often...
Loophole man10 years ago
Yeah I hate those
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Sylvester Willis13 years ago
Technically you are always attracting bullets all over the universe, so I am ok with this
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James Fisher13 years ago
just wear kevlar clothing, then put weights in it so u are pretty much like Goku, then just wear tank armor under you clothes.
TheSnitch47911 years ago
how can you afford that?
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Bedrock11 years ago
Just put on a suit of bullet-proof glass windows. Problem Solved.
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AsuraShun7 years ago
Bullets need to learn how relationships work
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Drakky11 years ago
Doesn't explain the attraction. Do they just sort of float towards me like a magnet?
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Olipod10 years ago
Live near to Montreal but I don't know the exact distance
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Nubbins2449 years ago
Bullet proof vest
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draconius12 years ago
wait for lasers then bullets go extinct
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Xianci2 months ago
233333中国禁枪:)
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littlewizkid11 years ago
I would do it just for hilarity's sake, but unfortunately self preservation is kicking in
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Olwyn roberts10 years ago
I live in Canada so why not
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Capybaraokipullup4 years ago
Just where a bullet proof vest
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randomdude900111 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Michael Bubba Thorbjornsen13 years ago
Hello Uk
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zackysin6666 years ago
i live in the UK i'll be fine
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Burningcat9 years ago
Yay i live in singapore.
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Brandon Williams13 years ago
So basically, I die.
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
*goes to kevlar factory and develops completely bulletproof suit with massive strength and flying* *conquers world*
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