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You will forever remain young and healthy, nothing can kill you - except bullets.
but
You passivle attract bullets in a 1 mile vicinity.
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ZhangDaWoYaoDangTaiKongRen 2 years ago
人在中国🤣

ningpei0213 8 days ago
咱们中国禁枪还是太权威了
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Cassius-ko 10 years ago
Always wear a bulletproof vest and live in a basement and never leave. Can't die from fatigue or hunger, so spend the rest of time building an extensive underground utopia until the earth is destroyed hundreds of thousands of years in the future, then live... [Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
Lol
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SonicBash95 11 years ago
Rip Americans

RNJR 8 years ago
Rip me.

minimegaman090 2 years ago
how exactly does this work? would the bullets get attracted to you like a magnet? and would the bullet still just kill you if it's not really going that fast?

kingsheep 10 years ago
Damn smoothskins

HEADS GROW BACK 9 years ago
Australia"s great.

ARedButtonPresser 10 years ago
Guys I'm done I live in Louisiana.

Adelaide 7 years ago
Me too I didn't know the political/social scene was that bad
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Alex Kuczek 13 years ago
Fuck. I live in Chicago...

Marjory 3 years ago
It"s hard not to laugh.
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Butt On 10 years ago
What if the bullets just slowly roll towards me on the ground?

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago
Oh fuckI live in the most crime ridden city in the world Detroit

grilledhamster1 3 years ago
sorry mark blew up your home

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago
This person can't spell

Anonnamoose 9 years ago
You attract them, yes? No one said they come towards you at lethal speed, so you pretty much end up building some sort of bullet armour and become a superhero who passively saves people from robberies and shit

D YellowMadness 9 years ago
I"d wait until I'm almost dead & then push it. After that, I"d just put on bulletproof clothing & use my incredible health to earn incredible wealth to pay people to make my house bulletproof.

Snayperskya 10 years ago
projectiles cant kill me nd boolits r projectileds

562crazygamer 11 years ago
Shit man, I live in america. As much as I'd love to stay away from guns it just isn't happening. Besides, outliving everyone I know and love generation, after generation sounds depressing as fuck

dittogirl608 11 years ago
well you don't have to worry, soon Obama is gonna scream about how people shouldn't have guns, so the threat will be minimal :/

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago
Idk how I passivle attract bullets but at least I won’t passively attract them. That would suck

loopholes_are_amazing 9 years ago
Australian here, barely any bullets around

coolcongaming 9 years ago
HOW TO STOP THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR MAKE A SUPERTANK WITH HUNDREDS OF BULLET PROOF PLATES, DRIVE THOUGH THE BATTLE FIELD

dankmemes101 9 years ago
passivle?

Zletro 9 years ago
Live in the bat cave

Cerysew 9 years ago
Bullets are not in my country

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago
Who the fuck are you yes they are

GozoGaming 9 years ago
What if your a ghost

abcx 9 years ago
Luckily, here in Germany not everyone"s allowed to have a weapon. Also I live in a small village, I don't think anyone here owns a weapon and a mile around is there"s not much. Might have to wear a bullet-proof west in school, but I don't think it"d be too relevant.

hahblooskiy 10 years ago
Just carry a repulsive magnet around with you...

Muzifiene 11 years ago
good that we haven't that much weapons in germany

esseks 9 years ago
I'm also from Germany But I'm also in a shooting club so I still Fuck up
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Eirik Solbjørg Karlsen 13 years ago
Yaay i live in norway

Timpan 8 years ago
Im in Sweden
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Riley Myszewski 13 years ago
Oh that? Don't mind that... That's just those random gunmen that come out of nowhere every so often...

Loophole man 10 years ago
Yeah I hate those

Sylvester Willis 13 years ago
Technically you are always attracting bullets all over the universe, so I am ok with this

James Fisher 13 years ago
just wear kevlar clothing, then put weights in it so u are pretty much like Goku, then just wear tank armor under you clothes.

TheSnitch479 11 years ago
how can you afford that?

Michael Bubba Thorbjornsen 13 years ago
Hello Uk

Olwyn roberts 10 years ago
I live in Canada so why not

Capybaraokipullup 4 years ago
Just where a bullet proof vest

randomdude9001 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
*goes to kevlar factory and develops completely bulletproof suit with massive strength and flying* *conquers world*

zackysin666 6 years ago
i live in the UK i'll be fine

Burningcat 9 years ago
Yay i live in singapore.

Brandon Williams 13 years ago
So basically, I die.

AsrielDreemurrFORREAL 8 years ago
Friendliness pellets?

superking75 11 years ago
UM so no hunting

Huski 10 years ago
all ways wear a bullet proof vest

Pekka Scorcher 11 years ago
Wtf is "passivle"?

Paige Sketchpad -dhmis- 10 years ago
bullet proof vest..?

BROXX4 11 years ago
wear an armor

Kai Benson 13 years ago
Get through it all to the future where there are no bullets, only lasers. WIN!

dittochu 5 years ago
it never said the speed though 7u7

DAILLUMINATI 11 years ago
FUCK crime is raising in my area im still going to press it though #GOINGINTOAKEPLARHOUSEFOREVERANONLYCOMINGOUTWHENIWANTHOTPOCKETS

Natsumi_dragneel 10 years ago
Thank god I live in england

FapKing 10 years ago
for sweden

Caligirl 11 years ago
I would do this, but I just joined the Civil air patrol and we got shooting every few months, soooo....... NOPE!

Sho99 7 years ago
That"s a trap
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