Will You Press The Button?

ZhangDaWoYaoDangTaiKongRen 2 years ago

人在中国🤣

ningpei0213 8 days ago

咱们中国禁枪还是太权威了

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Cassius-ko 10 years ago

Always wear a bulletproof vest and live in a basement and never leave. Can't die from fatigue or hunger, so spend the rest of time building an extensive underground utopia until the earth is destroyed hundreds of thousands of years in the future, then live... [Show full comment]

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago

Lol

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SonicBash95 11 years ago

Rip Americans

RNJR 8 years ago

Rip me.

minimegaman090 2 years ago

how exactly does this work? would the bullets get attracted to you like a magnet? and would the bullet still just kill you if it's not really going that fast?

kingsheep 10 years ago

Damn smoothskins

HEADS GROW BACK 9 years ago

Australia"s great.

ARedButtonPresser 10 years ago

Guys I'm done I live in Louisiana.

Adelaide 7 years ago

Me too I didn't know the political/social scene was that bad

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Alex Kuczek 13 years ago

Fuck. I live in Chicago...

Marjory 3 years ago

It"s hard not to laugh.

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Butt On 10 years ago

What if the bullets just slowly roll towards me on the ground?

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

Oh fuckI live in the most crime ridden city in the world Detroit

grilledhamster1 3 years ago

sorry mark blew up your home

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

This person can't spell

Anonnamoose 9 years ago

You attract them, yes? No one said they come towards you at lethal speed, so you pretty much end up building some sort of bullet armour and become a superhero who passively saves people from robberies and shit

D YellowMadness 9 years ago

I"d wait until I'm almost dead & then push it. After that, I"d just put on bulletproof clothing & use my incredible health to earn incredible wealth to pay people to make my house bulletproof.

Snayperskya 10 years ago

projectiles cant kill me nd boolits r projectileds

562crazygamer 11 years ago

Shit man, I live in america. As much as I'd love to stay away from guns it just isn't happening. Besides, outliving everyone I know and love generation, after generation sounds depressing as fuck

dittogirl608 11 years ago

well you don't have to worry, soon Obama is gonna scream about how people shouldn't have guns, so the threat will be minimal :/

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Idk how I passivle attract bullets but at least I won’t passively attract them. That would suck

loopholes_are_amazing 9 years ago

Australian here, barely any bullets around

coolcongaming 9 years ago

HOW TO STOP THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR MAKE A SUPERTANK WITH HUNDREDS OF BULLET PROOF PLATES, DRIVE THOUGH THE BATTLE FIELD

dankmemes101 9 years ago

passivle?

Zletro 9 years ago

Live in the bat cave

Cerysew 9 years ago

Bullets are not in my country

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms 9 years ago

Who the fuck are you yes they are

GozoGaming 9 years ago

What if your a ghost

abcx 9 years ago

Luckily, here in Germany not everyone"s allowed to have a weapon. Also I live in a small village, I don't think anyone here owns a weapon and a mile around is there"s not much. Might have to wear a bullet-proof west in school, but I don't think it"d be too relevant.

hahblooskiy 10 years ago

Just carry a repulsive magnet around with you...

Muzifiene 11 years ago

good that we haven't that much weapons in germany

esseks 9 years ago

I'm also from Germany But I'm also in a shooting club so I still Fuck up

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Eirik SolbjÃ¸rg Karlsen 13 years ago

Yaay i live in norway

Timpan 8 years ago

Im in Sweden

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Riley Myszewski 13 years ago

Oh that? Don't mind that... That's just those random gunmen that come out of nowhere every so often...

Loophole man 10 years ago

Yeah I hate those

Sylvester Willis 13 years ago

Technically you are always attracting bullets all over the universe, so I am ok with this

James Fisher 13 years ago

just wear kevlar clothing, then put weights in it so u are pretty much like Goku, then just wear tank armor under you clothes.

TheSnitch479 11 years ago

how can you afford that?

Mikathetmnt 11 years ago

Bullet proof shirt.

Otakucreepypastafan 10 years ago

I live in a field

Banette 11 years ago

Just wear a bullet proof vest!

Pomelene last year

I live in mid-China so nothing to worry

dodxito 11 years ago

I would put a bullet through the body armor

thecloudhopper27 9 years ago

solution wear a bullet proof helmet and clothes

MrTheGonk 12 years ago

TYPO NO DOWNSIDE

Loopholequeen 4 years ago

Okay i will now loophole the heck out of this first passively attract so I’m thinking t he attracting happens in slow motion like so slow when they reach you it’s like tiny bing also earlier on this I got shapeshifting and immortality so I’m just doing to is for the loophole awesomeness

Skull08513 11 years ago

Hi

Zacattac 9 years ago

get graphene under your skin like that bad guy in that hitman movie. (never seen it)

DILLONMLG 11 years ago

I'm screwed I live in Kansas City but not as bad a Chicgago

LeafysSon 6 years ago

Seems like a pretty good deal if you are an introvert that never goes outside, especially in a country like mine where there are no guns except for the police and the hunters. Not even self defense.

lovey826 11 years ago

um, no, there are bullets every half mile here in america, so no

Jorja246 8 years ago

The bullets can just roll to me on the ground and I live in cowdenbethe Scotland soooooo...........

Wizardmon 12 years ago

guns arent allowed where I live and the closest shooting range is like a 20 min drive from here so sure why not

superE04 10 years ago

*lives near police department* FUUUUUUUUU

Wesley Coolen 13 years ago

>.< Guns aren't allowed here... I get the feeling this is an "America region" related question lol

Andy2 10 years ago

Go live in the rain forest.

UncleBa 2 years ago

没事，你可以在不犯法的情况下在中国随意自杀

UncleBa 2 years ago

当然，死不了

Liviu03 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

Snowfrost918 10 years ago

Use bullet proof armor??? Also, make a bullet proof house and bullet proof windows, and you are all good. PLUS, this isn't realistic, however the word "attract" could mean that bullets are now sentient..

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