Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago

Who's forcing me? I'll kill them TEXASSSS SMASHHHHH

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM

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Weerwet9 years ago

So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago

Good idea! :D

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E-coli8 years ago

Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Can find internal happiness longer

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Archer_shoob3 years ago

I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)289 years ago

I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan7 years ago

If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart8 years ago

Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman9608 years ago

That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl8 years ago

Upside?

Mike89108 years ago

why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 9 years ago

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Archer_shoob3 years ago

#true

18ferran9 years ago

You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift459 years ago

pain killers

Ynan9 years ago

like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall12 years ago

smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi12 years ago

And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

Aschtad14098 years ago

Not my eyes

cheesegal9 years ago

what kind of life would that be having to do that everyday for eternity, I'd rather go to heaven.

Archer_shoob3 years ago

I dont belive in god

Elvenoob9 years ago

Immortality is a pain anyway,,,

cgn39710 years ago

I feel like after a while it would become somewhat of a fetishistic ritual.

terrarian9 years ago

tip:don't be a masochist

Obvious7 years ago

Simplementation get strong drugs,take them,do your daily torture

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago

Aww but mom I don't want to gouge my eyes out

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Why its fun

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PioWerderSky ITA9 years ago

Ma che schifo

CCthecat9 years ago

So since my organs can regenerate, and my eyes are organs, they'll grow back right? Why not do it at night so no onez freaked out

D YellowMadness8 years ago

So the downside is that you"re in hell & the upside is that...... what"s the upside?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

NOPE.

Leafheart10 years ago

OW plus that's GROSS

Luckyducky728 years ago

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Cheshire shadow9 years ago

nopenopenopenopenope train!

fanuerysm8 years ago

so, basically deadpool but with a downside

avalisawesome9 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GOGETA259 years ago

Ur bill ur op

Dekusero4205 years ago

Man donates a kidney and becomes a hero i donate 20 and get questions from the police

Hunter Henderson12 years ago

with the stupid powerful painkillers that exist, this shouldnt be problem

Mike90907 years ago

I don't want to live forever. Neither do I want to put a rusty fork in my eye and get it out.

The Sir9 years ago

Novocain, it works, very, very effectively

bluejay9 years ago

you'ld become immortal though

Atomicman9608 years ago

Grow other eyes!

Chan10199 years ago

i just regrow and then I clean or buy new fork

D_YellowMadness27 days ago

The second part ruins the whole point of the first part.

AcidArcher1238 years ago

My eyes needed PLEASE

CraftE049 years ago

Pain killer, like they use in surgery

Kristen_kn13 years ago

Downside 😫

Mykael Creo10 years ago

Too arbitrary. What would dictate this need to gouge my eyes out, and why with a rusty fork? You also don't specify how quickly our organs would regrow, so if it were rapidly or instantly, how could I gouge them out? They'd heal the moment I attempted.