Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago

Who's forcing me? I'll kill them TEXASSSS SMASHHHHH

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago

MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM

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Weerwet9 years ago

So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago

Good idea! :D

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E-coli8 years ago

Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Can find internal happiness longer

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Archer_shoob3 years ago

I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)289 years ago

I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan7 years ago

If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart8 years ago

Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman9608 years ago

That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl8 years ago

Upside?

Mike89108 years ago

why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 9 years ago

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Archer_shoob3 years ago

#true

18ferran9 years ago

You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift459 years ago

pain killers

Ynan9 years ago

like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall12 years ago

smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi12 years ago

And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

madmantan8779 years ago

Sounds like a normal thursday night to me

chantheboss9 years ago

Nasty

Theamazo7 years ago

So basically being blind but living 4ever?

Master Buttoner9 years ago

Gross... But if it doesn't hurt... Idc

Pingurules8 years ago

U P S I D E ? ? ?

Bill B.9 years ago

You would regenerate your eyes

TheMagician1318 years ago

What I want to know is WHO WOULD PRESS YES ON THIS

yomonkeys1239 years ago

Umm... Immortality means watching you're friends and family die off while you just kinda age but don't die... of course, you won't have any eyes to cry with.

Hyltran3 years ago

Want happens if I don’t gouge out my one eyes with a rusty fork every day? If I just skip it once?

Lawlzer10 years ago

Are my eyes an organ? I don't trust it.

Randombitch 9 years ago

So I become dead pool fuck yeah

augustushouldlive7 years ago

I like rusty spoons

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Noice

Crazy Banana Man9 years ago

Oh hell yeah i totally want to live through all my friends and family dying.

Aguydude8 years ago

Your eyes can just grow back.

LogicWizard3149 years ago

What happens if I don't?

lols banta9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Jax9879 years ago

same like living in hell? no.

Jones.HeHeHeHa10 months ago

Ow that hurt

Winterlance10 years ago

A normal day for me...

CaptainMorgan868 years ago

Take morphine, remove eyes, eyes grow back. Repeats

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Why cantci just not>:)

GOGETA259 years ago

Immortality doesn't mean u don't feel pain

imavirginnn4 years ago

unfortunately the upside has passed away

Archer_shoob3 years ago

Nice pizza

Mr E11 years ago

Morpheme

MacrocosmSans8 years ago

Frankly, If it renews there"s no need to be scared about it. you"d eventually get used to the pain and you"d STILL get them back

GeezDudeACottage7 years ago

but i like rusty spoons they"re orgasmic

Xcoolbreesx 9 years ago

I'll just use a lot of numbing stuff

Whit3Pixel9 years ago

The question is how fast do you regenerate?

caboosejuice349 years ago

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FishyFunTime8 years ago

wow

Jaecrk3 years ago

Se eu desligar meu sistema de dor, ela se regenerará também ou não? se sim, eu não aperto, se não...eu espero que possa tirar meu sistema de dor com morfina ou algo do tipo.

Andrastos10 years ago

you get used to the pain, after some time. But besides that, i'm very glad i'm not immortal and i never want to be!

Lazerpin9 years ago

Your eyes are considered organs so they will just come back

Goat Demon8 years ago

No pain will be felt.. Sooooo...

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