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Your organs regrow and renew, allowing infinite life
but
You must gouge out your eyes with a rusty fork every day.
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Maharid 9 months ago
Someone psych enought here? Not me!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan 3 years ago
MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM
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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Who's forcing me? I'll kill them TEXASSSS SMASHHHHH

Weerwet 11 years ago
So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer 3 years ago
Good idea! :D
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E-coli 10 years ago
Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob 5 years ago
Can find internal happiness longer
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Archer_shoob 5 years ago
I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)28 10 years ago
I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 years ago
If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart 9 years ago
Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman960 9 years ago
That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl 10 years ago
Upside?

Mike8910 10 years ago
why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 11 years ago
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Archer_shoob 5 years ago
#true

18ferran 11 years ago
You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift45 11 years ago
pain killers

Ynan 11 years ago
like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall 13 years ago
smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi 13 years ago
And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

CraftE04 11 years ago
Pain killer, like they use in surgery

Kristen_kn1 5 years ago
Downside 😫

Mykael Creo 12 years ago
Too arbitrary. What would dictate this need to gouge my eyes out, and why with a rusty fork? You also don't specify how quickly our organs would regrow, so if it were rapidly or instantly, how could I gouge them out? They'd heal the moment I attempted.

AcidArcher123 10 years ago
My eyes needed PLEASE

Sjdj 9 years ago
Clean the fork

T3ktr0nix 10 years ago
The thing is.. You can just get killed by someone and then it's over..

finnman3000 11 years ago
deathsroke man

jdchocolate 10 years ago
you would get used to it... SO YES

Lurufim 26 days ago
Well... All I'd have to do is take a ton of painkillers, and considering I'd have endless cool organs, I could become an eternal organ donor and quickly become very rich.

Chess_Player 9 years ago
no upside. I don't wanna live so long everyone I know dies and I become lonely.

1number 3 years ago
Ima just sell all my organs, including my eyes, because You would just get used to it. Try replacing the fork with a lit match and i'll reconsider

Sigitplayz 11 years ago
Yyyyyy

JoshuaRyanG 11 years ago
ill get use to it

Babes 10 years ago
No. My eyes are too good to go every day.

Re2pect 11 years ago
You would get used to it after the first twenty days. Plus you probably won't feel anything cause u will be in shock.

Imastrangeone 6 years ago
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOO

koiran 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Killaboi936 9 years ago
I couldn’t die? FUCK THAT*never hits button again*

Annea 10 years ago
Eh. You'd get used to it.

bluejay 11 years ago
your eyes would grow back anyway

(*_*) 11 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooo thanks. Every day? NOOOOOOOO

Andy2 last year
This is awful no thanks

Kitsu1989 10 years ago
All aboard the nope train next stop hell no

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago
We"re do I get my ticket

RCdabest 11 years ago
wtf is the upside, imortality sucks

Hyltran 4 years ago
Use some local anesthetic you can donate your organs daly and save many peoples life.

MrStealYoGirl 12 years ago
Anaesthetic.

Not Here 11 years ago
I'll get loads of glass eyes.

ChronicleRahl 10 years ago
As I writer I love violence, and like the fact that they eyes make for good torture. But when it comes to my eyes, unless I feel no pain, can't do it.

ABS_Page 10 years ago
Not the eyes. Nooooo way.

Elky Chocolate 11 years ago
Who would want to live forever?

Drakor 3 years ago
ehh it regrows and over time i'll get used to the pain, it'll be hell someone to open a trash bag full of eyeballs tho lol

Fedxftw 9 years ago
Sell your kidneys for around 364,000 dollars each
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