Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1524 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA7 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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micsu00879 years ago
Of course!
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Memey-Boi4 years ago
Yes I would!
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My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago
In the twisted world I live in I would love if santa was really real. Then I could get a free Iphone 6s
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3001018 years ago
fuck him
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Timothy NO Relation Vick12 years ago
Already did...where do you think i got these naked pictures of your mom?
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Skyfall22217 years ago
I AM SANTA
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Tatezaray9 years ago
If i meet santa i'll take selfie with him so the i have proof.
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reaper009 years ago
I don't care it's Santa
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Coolcon9 years ago
This is from a song about santa
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOURE AWAKE
Stalker much?
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Mr.CatJacket779 years ago
COOKIES 4 LIFE
ArchedParsley79 years ago
Yes, yes, YES
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Brainy7 years ago
At least you’ll have the best memories with santa
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theKillwolf2910 years ago
santas not real but rrly man whats the fun if no one belives you
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dogcatlover07093 years ago
No thanks
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apolo9 years ago
O shit yea its a deal!!!!
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JustAnotherGamer128 years ago
Doesn't matter
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nathalia10 years ago
Who cares what someone will think? I meet Santa Freaking Claus, I don't need this shit.
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Tumeh9 years ago
Yea but if i take ma friend there? What then
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jeckn8 years ago
Who says I haven't
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Ayame chan9 years ago
OK people I guess a 5 year old wrote this one.
Kittenlover1018 years ago
Did you know that adults believe in Santa too?
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RosenY5 years ago
Nao preciso que ninguém acredite, é so raptar ele xd
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Yyy9 years ago
Santa isn't real because Christmas is jesuses birth day
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Thehitmanofmeems7 years ago
OK soooooo you basically get to see Santa and fuckin no oNE believeshe you so u get all the fun
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Kittycatmax069 years ago
25% people did not press the botton say lol if thats dumb!
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Icode18 years ago
i dont care if people belive me i got to met him
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xXGrimIsGrimXx7 years ago
thats fine ill be the only one to do that
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Lucio36910 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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rc savage9 years ago
Damn already have and no one does believe me
Kittenlover1018 years ago
I do!
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ry45_last year
I don’t need to tell anyone.
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back! Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!
infamous0329 years ago
-punps shotgun- you better fly cause it's ddagon huntin season
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