Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1525 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA9 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten10 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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MegaManFanDan11 years ago
ok. So where is the downside? You get to meet someone you didn't even think existed, yeah okay no one believes you... SO DON'T TELL THEM
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Mangomagmaman8 years ago
No one would believe you anyway
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#thug life11 years ago
So. Fuck them I get presents any I get to meet santa claus. Im 9, its my dream to meet santa claus
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The steak11 years ago
Take da gun
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Awsome-dude9 years ago
if nobody belives you you will think your going crazy
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Flamemaster225111 years ago
I still would have met him
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The Real Life Chooser10 years ago
SAY THIS TO UR CHILDREN THAT SANTA IS SO FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sans-tastic9 years ago
Who cares if nobody believes me its there loss
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SabF2412 years ago
Alright you fat bastard, time to answer some questions.
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Dominoo10 years ago
I'am from slovakia we dont even have santa here
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Rojvan4 years ago
Yes because he’s not real
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Calmdown811 years ago
Parents=Santa
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Zoe C. Johnson13 years ago
I already met Santa Claus and it was the most depressing day of my life 3:
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Kevverman26 years ago
No One to tell it to anyway
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Aeirohide_Prime9 years ago
Santa is a creepy old pervert that watches people and only adults know this. Kids think he is a kind Grandpa that gives them what they want.
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Nerd With Lisp11 years ago
This already happened to me
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RGPZ8 years ago
I Don't Believe in santa
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Xx_BlackLight_xX11 years ago
Yeah, I'd love to meet Santa...ask him why the XBox One-sized box was a drawing kit...
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JustSomeGuy021710 years ago
It would be preeetttyy awkward meeting someone I don't believe exists
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bobzoe459 years ago
i saw santa do u belive
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cat12210211 years ago
My only wish from him is to have a reindeer and a magic slay. SO I CAN HUNT DOWN ALL MY ENEMIES FROM ABOVE!!!!
The steak11 years ago
DEATH FROM ABOVE
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I Am A Duck10 years ago
Santa scares me
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johndeez2 years ago
i Did. at de mall. Tuff
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Strrg11 years ago
Thats probably for the best.
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Beefpoptart145 years ago
There’s no point in pressing no because I mean you met Santa Claus so I mean there’s really no downside
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Havard Otterson11 years ago
I wouldn't even tell anyone. I would sound mad.
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hallb10169 years ago
I don't want to meet Santa Claus, I want to meet either Racist Santa or Santa"s Brother.
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draconius12 years ago
id ask for a life sized intergalactic battle cruiser with a full list of life sustaining planets. who wants mi ship to bomb the planet after collecting them for a repopulation mission good by earth hello bob
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Edwardonut_the_goofer7 years ago
Years ago i did meet santa. There was more than one. It was my mom my dad and my stepdad a year ago. Also ups drivers are santa
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njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc11 years ago
Presents! Whoo!
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Winter649 years ago
sooo..... polar express?
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Goldenfoxy11 years ago
Hmm that sounds cool and idc. If peooledont bevile me akest i get to meat 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
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Rekt Much Bro?10 years ago
SANTA EXISTS...My Classmate believes in santa still and believes no one when they say that he does not exist.
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The Scenery 11 years ago
Santa is not real
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TheWingedBunting11 years ago
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Hastiry4 years ago
i dont care if they not believe me no one believes me any way
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Ray28G11 years ago
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow9 years ago
"Heya Santa! You know that I still believe in you, right??? Yeah... I have been a good girl recently! (lies). All I want is like 5 billion dollars for Christmas. Can I get it???" "No." "Welp it was worth a try!"
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