Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1524 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA7 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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Sperbey9 years ago
Jewish
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Chaijunjie5 months ago
我为什么要告诉别人我见过圣诞老人
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AgentCPU09 years ago
Doesn't that happen to kids every year anyway? They'd be the only ones who did believe you. Not a problem there.
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Galaxywonders7 years ago
I meet Santa ever year so shut up! 🎅😴😂
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taco.power310 years ago
He's not real tho...
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Rabeirior3 years ago
Well I tried meeting him but he was to busy saying ho ho ho to a stripper in the club. Then again it could have been my grandpa
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IDK1019 years ago
they are basically giving you a gift so no downside
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Loophole-alert8 years ago
Who the f%75ck cares?
Loophole-alert8 years ago
Who are the 23% that didn't f%75cking press this f%75cking button they are id%69ots.
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VVsilverVV10 years ago
sooo i meet odin?
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MooshroomYT9 years ago
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Alwy8 years ago
Nobody believes me anyway so
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Zion Burns 9 years ago
So many people want to meet satan...
MooshroomYT9 years ago
was that intentional or a typo
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Flamingoboi6 years ago
Who the fuck is santa
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SmallLoanOfAMilionDollers9 years ago
Well my grandpa is Santa Claus ITS TRUE HE RLY IS! U MUST BELIVE ME
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Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
*Polor expressEs* cough cough
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BoazvanCaem7 years ago
That"s fine by me.
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CjBlaze8269 years ago
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YSMQTHLQYH8 years ago
What a button to press in Christmas
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Blackcat138 years ago
Found raider tracks on the snow on my roof once
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merdek10 years ago
Duck that.
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Awesomeness01799 years ago
I can live with that
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BR-storming3 years ago
What is the problem? If I saw it, no one needs to believe or know.
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Dienin39 years ago
Santa aint real
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AndrewVenom9 years ago
SantaIsn't real but that would be cool
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LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago
Why would I wanna meet a stalker
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cray9 years ago
ill have you know, we have met and i sat on his lap in the mall
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IIAsianOG8 years ago
lol
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Paul Williams12 years ago
I knew this would happen.
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Alphatech7 years ago
what if old saint nick turns out to be a paedophile?
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Kittenlover1018 years ago
Believes what?
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Rerun249 years ago
Doesn't matter met Santa, an all powerful multi-dimensional or reality altering entity of goodness.
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ElenaKittyGirl9 years ago
Well no one needs to know...and if I want them to belive I'll just take a selfie with santa?
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Sf_2479 years ago
So I meet my parents?
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handre10 years ago
SANTA'S NOT REAL.....LOL
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Amanojaku20083 years ago
Fuck Santa and the kids who believes him. Id any kid ever says "santa is already real" then I'll just go pee on their mouth.
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AmazingMew9 years ago
SANTA 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄ðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽðŸŽ
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Whatamidoing38 years ago
...but I see my mom everyday m8
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dude-man10 years ago
I can live with Santa so no one needs to belive me!
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