Will You Press The Button?

NHLic8 years ago

What people? Everyone of the human race are all fucking dead by me.

Eaglest7 years ago

Step 1: become shapeshifter. Step 2: turn into wild animal (one that isn't hunted). Step 3: transform to something new daily. Step 4: move to a village in a remote location and live just outside of it. Step 5: live a peaceful life with the ability to transform into whatever you want.

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Sounds boring amd wastefull. I prefer my current state over that situation

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Jamin Harvey12 years ago

lol they can try

greaterfiend4 years ago

I know right. With any power and my cynicism and misanthropy nobodies taking advantage of me.

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FinalGamer06287 years ago

They can’t move if time is stopped

ANTHONY1978 years ago

I would use invisibility so if someone try to take advantage I will go invisible

Ashirogi8 years ago

My power will be, if you try to take advantage of me. You'll die.

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur4 years ago

The Sponge Who Could Fly

Z0m41e7 years ago

Five words. Telekinesis and invisibility.

Ploppycloppy7 years ago

They can use it if they can , I will be superman lol

23jackattack017 years ago

My super power is being able to go invisible then they can't find me

Wolf0_gamer9 years ago

kill them

Kabui7 years ago

Try me

Halobox557 years ago

Hey atleast I can fly

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

They can try and fail

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

This is what would happen anyway. Also, wanna know what it's called when people want to take advantage of your skills for their benefit, and are willing to compensate you for the privilege? A "job".

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Yes that"s how u get rich

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Cormac Beirne9 years ago

Fat chance, assholes

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

So it's like the robot chickens we got suped.

Camilo Stever12 years ago

the power of not being taken advantage of

sambob2328 years ago

got It first power....mind control make them forget I have powers.

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James Gapps12 years ago

Just cos they want to doesnt mean they can. Especially cos i can have the power to change someones motives by looking at them muhahahahahaaaah

Jose Angel Ramirez Onofre12 years ago

two words: double jump

SeabassJames7 years ago

Pre-patch Boom Knuckles pause jump. It gives you not only the power to jump infinitely, but also the power to pause time.

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Matthew Voland12 years ago

willyoupressthebutton - no shit edition

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Too bad I'll be so powerful they can't even mess with me.

Bill_cipher3749 years ago

i already have my own powers havent you tried the genocide route in undertale if so your dirty brother killer

noblemile10 years ago

Tell them to fuck off

FeatherVulpes7 years ago

Like to see them try when I'm fucking flying around the town as a giant dragon breathing blue fire on all the regulars.

Lewispayne9 years ago

They want to dosnt mean they can

Spiderp8 years ago

Power to manipulate memories. Then I just erase the memories of everyone that knows about my power.

silverman12059 years ago

Doesn't mean they will

ConnorLego5 years ago

Yeah sure, I’d be down to grant wishes, for a price...

TatertotXD8 years ago

Try me

Frozen Peridot9 years ago

Downside? ??

jizabellepumpelnugget4 months ago

erm... let me think. I think I would want erm.. invisibility... x-ray vision... yeah that would be cool probably time freeze as well... yeah I like time freeze untraceable dna... ok yeah yeah that would go... yeah. erm... above average strength would be co...[Show full comment]