Will You Press The Button?

NHLic8 years ago

What people? Everyone of the human race are all fucking dead by me.

Eaglest7 years ago

Step 1: become shapeshifter. Step 2: turn into wild animal (one that isn't hunted). Step 3: transform to something new daily. Step 4: move to a village in a remote location and live just outside of it. Step 5: live a peaceful life with the ability to transform into whatever you want.

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Sounds boring amd wastefull. I prefer my current state over that situation

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Jamin Harvey12 years ago

lol they can try

greaterfiend4 years ago

I know right. With any power and my cynicism and misanthropy nobodies taking advantage of me.

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FinalGamer06287 years ago

They can’t move if time is stopped

ANTHONY1978 years ago

I would use invisibility so if someone try to take advantage I will go invisible

Ashirogi8 years ago

My power will be, if you try to take advantage of me. You'll die.

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur4 years ago

The Sponge Who Could Fly

Z0m41e7 years ago

Five words. Telekinesis and invisibility.

Ploppycloppy7 years ago

They can use it if they can , I will be superman lol

23jackattack017 years ago

My super power is being able to go invisible then they can't find me

Wolf0_gamer9 years ago

kill them

Kabui7 years ago

Try me

Halobox557 years ago

Hey atleast I can fly

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

They can try and fail

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

This is what would happen anyway. Also, wanna know what it's called when people want to take advantage of your skills for their benefit, and are willing to compensate you for the privilege? A "job".

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Yes that"s how u get rich

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Cormac Beirne9 years ago

Fat chance, assholes

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

So it's like the robot chickens we got suped.

Camilo Stever12 years ago

the power of not being taken advantage of

sambob2328 years ago

got It first power....mind control make them forget I have powers.

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James Gapps12 years ago

Just cos they want to doesnt mean they can. Especially cos i can have the power to change someones motives by looking at them muhahahahahaaaah

Jose Angel Ramirez Onofre12 years ago

two words: double jump

SeabassJames7 years ago

Pre-patch Boom Knuckles pause jump. It gives you not only the power to jump infinitely, but also the power to pause time.

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Matthew Voland12 years ago

willyoupressthebutton - no shit edition

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Too bad I'll be so powerful they can't even mess with me.

niccistrauss9 years ago

I'll just run away from them

Javier Luis Torres12 years ago

anybody is chilling with a guy who fly

LucasEto8 years ago

Stranger: So buddy, wanna zap me with your power ray to give me powers? Eh? Me: nah fam, found a new anime and this infinite nacho bag is calling me

Jagdog9 years ago

LOL f u c k them I'll have mind powers

Suckme4 months ago

Mutual benefit

hshejen8 years ago

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Okayisnotokay9 years ago

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VioletTheNerd7 years ago

So, I would want shapeshifting. If someone tries, I will become a dino and crunch them to pieces.

Veritius8 years ago

Super slapping. Nobody"s coming at me.

CraftE049 years ago

All power possible, including mind control... heh heh heh

ZIGN3 years ago

just kill them

abcedarian9 years ago

cool I'll get free shit and then turn them down

Doriko10 years ago

Fine, I would just use these laser eyes.. KABOOSH

renham7 years ago

Power to create monsters from anything!!!!

Gamerguy9 years ago

Have mysteque power to change who I look like and run away

Gabriel Loureiro12 years ago

Kill them

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

The power to switch between human and mermaid at will

I BAD AT LIFE9 years ago

haha i will punch them

get_shrekd_son10 years ago

I would use the powers to help people and would say no unless it was serious.

LB729 years ago

Just be nice and help people

darkkirito38 years ago

I'll pick the power to have every power including giving people powers and being able to tale it away.

Takeoverlion9 years ago

I'll just say no fuck of

Shirokun8 years ago

My friends will never betray me because I am leader friend. XD

8-Bit Half-Wit9 years ago

I'm too stubborn.

kidplays8 years ago

good luck finding me #invisibility

imliterallydead9 years ago

power to not get fat and be good at school and sports? how would they take advantage of me?

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

Step 1. Get the power to grant your own wishes, step 2. Grant ur self as many super powers as u wish(---get what i did there.. ;p ), step 3. Fucking do what u want... Nothing can stop you! Cuz if there even was something, just wish that it will vanish/expl...[Show full comment]

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

Such wishes**

KingKhan9 years ago

mindcontrol them to leave me alone

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