Will You Press The Button?

NHLic8 years ago

What people? Everyone of the human race are all fucking dead by me.

Eaglest7 years ago

Step 1: become shapeshifter. Step 2: turn into wild animal (one that isn't hunted). Step 3: transform to something new daily. Step 4: move to a village in a remote location and live just outside of it. Step 5: live a peaceful life with the ability to transform into whatever you want.

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

Sounds boring amd wastefull. I prefer my current state over that situation

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Jamin Harvey12 years ago

lol they can try

greaterfiend4 years ago

I know right. With any power and my cynicism and misanthropy nobodies taking advantage of me.

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FinalGamer06287 years ago

They can’t move if time is stopped

ANTHONY1978 years ago

I would use invisibility so if someone try to take advantage I will go invisible

Ashirogi8 years ago

My power will be, if you try to take advantage of me. You'll die.

Barney_The_Purple_Dinosaur4 years ago

The Sponge Who Could Fly

Z0m41e7 years ago

Five words. Telekinesis and invisibility.

Ploppycloppy7 years ago

They can use it if they can , I will be superman lol

23jackattack017 years ago

My super power is being able to go invisible then they can't find me

Wolf0_gamer9 years ago

kill them

Kabui7 years ago

Try me

Halobox557 years ago

Hey atleast I can fly

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

They can try and fail

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago

This is what would happen anyway. Also, wanna know what it's called when people want to take advantage of your skills for their benefit, and are willing to compensate you for the privilege? A "job".

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Yes that"s how u get rich

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Cormac Beirne9 years ago

Fat chance, assholes

Star Wars fan 249 years ago

So it's like the robot chickens we got suped.

Camilo Stever12 years ago

the power of not being taken advantage of

sambob2328 years ago

got It first power....mind control make them forget I have powers.

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James Gapps12 years ago

Just cos they want to doesnt mean they can. Especially cos i can have the power to change someones motives by looking at them muhahahahahaaaah

Jose Angel Ramirez Onofre12 years ago

two words: double jump

SeabassJames7 years ago

Pre-patch Boom Knuckles pause jump. It gives you not only the power to jump infinitely, but also the power to pause time.

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Matthew Voland12 years ago

willyoupressthebutton - no shit edition

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Too bad I'll be so powerful they can't even mess with me.

Jose Luis Merino Schettino12 years ago

if you alter the reality how the fuck are they aware of it?

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago

The abilities of sans

robdog9 years ago

Good fucking luck trying to stop me

OversizedLegoSpoon643 years ago

I don't see how anyone could take advantage of someone else having four arms

Zantku9 years ago

Good luck with that

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Bu11pusher7 years ago

So what do they want with superhuman speed kike flah speeds.

Loophole man9 years ago

Believe me, I get VERY creative with ANY power...

SilentJill3454 years ago

ZA WARUDOOOOOOOO

wisecrack39 years ago

The power to control the multiverse

tb0ne89410 years ago

Teleportation and time travel, they cant do shit to me anyway >:D

alexmcho7 years ago

the power beyond gods

Pacopambisito9 years ago

I can control minds so they will suicide

coltj18 years ago

but you can mind control them to not do it

Shaguru9 years ago

I pressed it anyways. People can brown nose me all they want

Nephilim11 years ago

easy... just say NO!!!

Hereuall27 years ago

THe power to do whatever I want whenever I want

Imaunicornshh9 years ago

1) my power would be the power to wish for any power want when I want it 2) Come at me <3

ArcanusShadowborne8 years ago

Welcome to the real world

Frank187579 years ago

Easy just dont let them

Ilovetorture5 years ago

Just fucking kill them

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Conman9569 years ago

I can just sa no.

Human_person7 months ago

Nah cus I can just shapshift and no one will find me. If anyone looks for me I shapeshift into a chair until they go away.

Gamesalami8 years ago

Truth manipulation

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Mojo127 years ago

(this might not be a superpower but it is a power that is super so its a super power) THE ABILITY TO HAVE INFINITE WISHES

Alittlecake9 years ago

Why would they need to have the power to not get sick...ever? oh, wait.

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