Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

Epicgaming0386 years ago

Time to scare people >:)

idle9 years ago

Shave?

Hetalian_Whovian9 years ago

Use the money and get laser hair removal. Nothing mentioned about the moustache being permanent.

Jango20908 years ago

I see no downside

heyeveryone9 years ago

Just shave

themeta10 years ago

IM BLONDE BITCH

doodledimerlast year

just cut off the stash if you want no hair in your food

Fumblefisted8 years ago

Shave the moustache and no worries.

agent KB9 years ago

Wear a fake mustache.

Alina Lehmann12 years ago

I pressed the Button, now i will shave of hitlers 'stache

TigerLily288 years ago

Just shave it off...

LeFabQueen9 years ago

Shave that thing off

XxX-420BLAZEIT-FAZE-XxX10 years ago

I'll shave it off!

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx9 years ago

Downside?

Jack Andrew Barrow12 years ago

Admiration schmanhantipation.

Buk7 years ago

Just shave it

nixx619 years ago

it dosent say i cant shave the hair

MoonStrings9 years ago

"Honey, I get paid to have this mustache. What's your excuse?"

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

Nah. If I get a moustache, I won't pass as female

Bubble-kun8 years ago

Shave

younglink9 years ago

I can shave it off

Etharian7 years ago

It doesn't say that Hitlers mustache is attached to my face, just that I have it... and technically speaking it wouldn't be Hitlers mustache if it were growing on my face, it would be Mine.