Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

z20082 years ago

也许，我可以每天起床时清理胡子，毕竟规则没有说我不可以剃胡子

Spiderp8 years ago

It"s just a mustache. I can shave it off.

Joe1231329 years ago

i am hitler

Tem_Flakes_MUST_BUY7 years ago

So I have hitlers mustache in a old dusty drawer in the attic...that’s fine

Mark_Andresen9 years ago

Charlie chaplin had the same mustache

rclark9 years ago

It says I have hitlers moustache not that I am wearing.it

Malcolmxt8 years ago

His mustache isnt half bad i have to say

thebeavers9 years ago

Hell yeah

ThatsPrincess2u10 years ago

Shave it lol

Destoryer27267 years ago

What’s so bad about that?

chennai949 years ago

Your saying I get 1000 dollars too show hitlers historical mustache?

Naopol9 years ago

Finding 1000$ uder your pillow wouldn't be creepy?

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Just get your hair follicles disabled in that area. With all that money, you can certainly afford it.

button boy 5679 years ago

Shave it :)

HerpDerp12310 years ago

Moustache... PLUS free money?! Where do I sign up?

imavirginnn4 years ago

shave it

setterbutton8 years ago

Hey, my cosplay would be finished! i hate myself

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

HELL NO

chennai949 years ago

You don't have the mustache on you, you get 1000 dollars from donating it to a museum

Nathathan8 years ago

*shaves*

Mr_Barf9 years ago

Look mama, a beautiful moustache on the wall. You see? (It doest say it had to grow under your nose

rebeldevil11 years ago

Sure, why not? I know how to use a razor.

mrcheese4 years ago

shave it

Supreme8 years ago

It doesnt say it will grow back

seasnip9 years ago

it doesnt say you will look anything like hitler, just that you will have his moustache

devilsadvocate6897 years ago

poor charlie chaplin

MNITIMMY9 years ago

I was trying to grow the greatest mustache of all time, but how can you turn down 1000 dollars for free.

HuntersHereToStay9 years ago

Shave.

Fuckubitch36696 years ago

I already have a Hitler stache

idle9 years ago

http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/362004

Pondicek9 years ago

Any downside?

AngelaSpangela7 years ago

Can I shave it off? If so, I'll press the button.

killstien9 years ago

Shave it off

Snackpigeon10 years ago

A hitlerstache is cool

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