Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish1998 9 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

Nida Shahid 13 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong 8 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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bro_jessie 10 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Best comment right here.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon 9 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhu 3 years ago

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris0122 11 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Where downside?

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa12 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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AMURICA 11 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch 9 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek5785 9 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken 13 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt 13 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann 13 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko 13 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

Epicgaming038 7 years ago

Time to scare people >:)

idle 10 years ago

Shave?

Hetalian_Whovian 11 years ago

Use the money and get laser hair removal. Nothing mentioned about the moustache being permanent.

Jango2090 9 years ago

I see no downside

heyeveryone 11 years ago

Just shave

themeta 11 years ago

IM BLONDE BITCH

doodledimer 3 years ago

just cut off the stash if you want no hair in your food

Fumblefisted 9 years ago

Shave the moustache and no worries.

agent KB 11 years ago

Wear a fake mustache.

Alina Lehmann 13 years ago

I pressed the Button, now i will shave of hitlers 'stache

TigerLily28 9 years ago

Just shave it off...

LeFabQueen 11 years ago

Shave that thing off

XxX-420BLAZEIT-FAZE-XxX 11 years ago

I'll shave it off!

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago

Downside?

Jack Andrew Barrow 13 years ago

Admiration schmanhantipation.

Buk 8 years ago

Just shave it

nixx61 10 years ago

it dosent say i cant shave the hair

MoonStrings 11 years ago

"Honey, I get paid to have this mustache. What's your excuse?"

TeamAwesomeness 6 years ago

Nah. If I get a moustache, I won't pass as female

Bubble-kun 10 years ago

Shave

younglink 11 years ago

I can shave it off

Etharian 9 years ago

It doesn't say that Hitlers mustache is attached to my face, just that I have it... and technically speaking it wouldn't be Hitlers mustache if it were growing on my face, it would be Mine.