Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

seasnip9 years ago

it doesnt say you will look anything like hitler, just that you will have his moustache

devilsadvocate6897 years ago

poor charlie chaplin

MNITIMMY9 years ago

I was trying to grow the greatest mustache of all time, but how can you turn down 1000 dollars for free.

HuntersHereToStay9 years ago

Shave.

Nathathan8 years ago

*shaves*

Mr_Barf9 years ago

Look mama, a beautiful moustache on the wall. You see? (It doest say it had to grow under your nose

rebeldevil11 years ago

Sure, why not? I know how to use a razor.

mrcheese4 years ago

shave it

Supreme8 years ago

It doesnt say it will grow back

killstien9 years ago

Shave it off

Snackpigeon10 years ago

A hitlerstache is cool

Ditto_420last year

no downside?

kwam1468 years ago

Ya i would shave it

Ligtningmantis099 years ago

What's the downside? NONE

Mathias Jul JÃ¶nsson12 years ago

Where do I have it? in a box? on my arse? where?

Fuckubitch36696 years ago

I already have a Hitler stache

idle9 years ago

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Pondicek9 years ago

Any downside?

AngelaSpangela7 years ago

Can I shave it off? If so, I'll press the button.

Elostam8 years ago

The problem is, that in Germany you pay in €

Brofist9 years ago

nothing about it being on my face i can just have a plastic hitler mustache in my hands or on my shelf :P

Clay James Belter12 years ago

I'd shave it

Finley9 years ago

Yeah wright

#get rekt9 years ago

best stache ever

dankmemes1018 years ago

Doesn't say I'm wearing the moustache.

braidycarter20019 years ago

Ill shave

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

I can just shave the mustache. And if it grew back after shaving it I'd dye it to my skin color. Simple

Alexbi2323 years ago

Shave it when it grows back shave it again

kitsunewannabe9 years ago

First of all, you mean Charlie Chaplin's mustache. Chaplin wore it better.

demutrudu8 years ago

cool idk what his moustache look like

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Then you have never seen Hitler which is kinda weird.

Jas2au9 years ago

There is something beautiful in life Don't put it in your blazer Something amazing It's called a razor.

Booker Dewitt10 years ago

There was a famous comedian who had that moustache.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

SHAVE IT YA BASTARD

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