Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish1998 9 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

Nida Shahid 13 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong 8 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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bro_jessie 10 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Best comment right here.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon 9 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhu 3 years ago

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris0122 11 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Where downside?

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa12 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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AMURICA 11 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch 9 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek5785 9 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken 13 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt 13 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann 13 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko 13 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

NikoT 5 years ago

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usoutlaw 10 years ago

i just grow the rest of my beard. hell id even welcome it. i cant get a full mustache there any way.

homelessapple 11 years ago

JUST SH4V3 1T PO3PL3, 1 M34N 1T DONT S4Y YOU C4NT >8D LOOP HOL3

Ernesto Scioglisedie 13 years ago

Spend $5 to cut them.

Coolsans50yt 8 years ago

It doesint say u cant shave it off + it doesint say it will grow back

thegreenrex 10 years ago

Downside? NEXT

Devmiester 11 years ago

Never said the moustache was real

CRAFTBHOY24 11 years ago

I'll just shave it of

ariel... 11 years ago

It didn't say we need to grow it, so we could have it in a picture frame or something

IsabellaFrake 9 years ago

Just shave it

jadynn 10 years ago

It never said you can't shave it off

00CobraGamer00 11 years ago

Shave the Hitler moustache!

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago

I'll just shave it off

shadowflight666 11 years ago

get laser surgery with the money so that you can't grow any facial hair

A random guy 12 years ago

Shave.

Jacob2020 6 years ago

SHAVE IT

MasterAqeel 10 years ago

I would get the 1000 dollers and then donate it to chariy for evryone. I would do it almost evry night. I would also shave evrynight.

r0b0ticj3lyfish 11 years ago

we have a wonderful thing called a razor

adlll1 11 years ago

just shave it

BrightWarrior last year

If it were more money I might have pressed it.

UzymanOnlyOne 9 years ago

Where is downside?

Jax987 11 years ago

Its okay to have the mustache. It will be my identity and I'm okay with that!

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Some days, it'd be the most odd cosplay ever. The rest of the time, just shave that shit off in the morning.

PineappleSmoothies 7 years ago

Buy a fake mustache lmao

DeathmeisterT 10 years ago

Shave it

QueenCitadel 11 years ago

Oh Goddess, I don't know.. I'm not the type of girl to have a mustache.

Marlmar 11 years ago

I do not see a downside at all

Joe123132 11 years ago

i am hitler

Autumn Spano 13 years ago

shave? The moustache doesn't grow back every night, it's just there. Just shave it every time it starts to grow back

Cowdragon 8 years ago

Just shave PROBLEM SOLVED

Simcha the Pieface 10 years ago

Tbh, I don't see a downside because I can just make fun of Hitler xD

lolz 11 years ago

shave it

Drangy 9 years ago

There is something called a razor

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