Will You Press The Button?

the117doctor8 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

L3M1N5 months ago

...smart

joman69778 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas6666 years ago

Yes just yes

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JohnPariah11 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

Vegemite8 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

B-rax10569 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

David Martin Cohen12 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb3 years ago

hell yeah

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xXMyLifeInANutShellXx8 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus8 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby9 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO7 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Monkiegamer158 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Madeleine Upham12 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy3 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Johnathan Kennedy12 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore5 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re...[Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos12 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

Think about the experience

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LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

No negatives.

Gees7 years ago

Loophole it didnt specify what portal gun it doesnt have to be from portal/2

Gees7 years ago

/2 means portal 1 or 2

TheGuyWithaCookie9 years ago

uses it to escape school

bing71910 years ago

i'm not even mad xD

OverwatchMain7 years ago

Alright, just gotta make a holster. Would you need a conceal carry license for a portal gun?

steeplemomma9 years ago

just glue it to your forehead pew pew :)

SpeedFetus9 years ago

Chells life in a nutshell

huskyshouldlive9 years ago

I have a real portable gun. Dumb ass

CMHammond9 years ago

But you don't have a portal gun.

AuSans9 years ago

If it was stuck with me.... I would just use it like Rick does all the time....

tongereva9 years ago

72% of people are underestimating how awkward carrying a huge fucking gun around permanently would be. All competitive sports are immediately ruled out, having sex, taking a dump, sleeping, all horribly compromised. And someone would eventually murder you for the precious gun.

MidnightSorrow8 years ago

Well no shit who the fuck would leave that at home.

ElectroSky10 years ago

That what ima talkin about

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Portal gun watch

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

*makes a portal on the floor and celling and pushes a buly in there*HAHAHAHAHA

SoundsGreatInc.10 years ago

No downside here

ifr3zyfellow9 years ago

down side?

pansexualpal8 years ago

Is this why Brendon Urie has such a big forehead?

Bertholdt-Hoover11 years ago

YES YES YES YES YES YE SY EYS EYS, LOL WRONG WORDS BUT YES

Prestige10769 years ago

No downside. Plus you can wear a mask and spy on anything, or anyone, or rob anything, or anyone. Free porn and free money

11gscanlan7 years ago

Portal 4 life!!!

The tenth doctor9 years ago

Place two wall portals, put the portal gun in the portal and close them, bam detached

Tyler Smith12 years ago

Con?

Lord0Revan9 years ago

If I can actually use it, then yes.

ThePaulDude8 years ago

It"s like how Samuel has her arm cannon as part of her suit.

derplord9 years ago

Classic_Avenger Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eye...[Show full comment]