Will You Press The Button?

the117doctor 10 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago

Genius.

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JohnPariah 12 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

joman6977 9 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas666 7 years ago

Yes just yes

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Vegemite 10 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

David Martin Cohen 13 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb 4 years ago

hell yeah

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B-rax1056 10 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

xXMyLifeInANutShellXx 10 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus 10 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby 11 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO 8 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Madeleine Upham 13 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy 4 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Monkiegamer15 10 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Johnathan Kennedy 13 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re... [Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos 13 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

Think about the experience

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Orangegal 11 years ago

I'll stick it to my body. There carried with my body. Also hand so..

NEONNUCLEUS 11 years ago

it doesn't have to be real size

StarDew 7 years ago

Hell yeah there is no downside. Just put a bag over it to tkae shower. Use it to grab stuff. And don't spill your beer on it duh!?

Tigerlaw gaming 11 years ago

what if it is a light portal gun?

DerpGuyBUTTON 10 years ago

Yep

CMHammond 11 years ago

As long as I can use it on surfaces outside of Aperture Laboratories and not requiring Moon Rock, it's fine by me.

1noxaj 9 years ago

Belt

Hi there 12 years ago

Im lazy so YEAH SUCK THAT LOLLIPOP SUCKAS!!

a_luddy1 9 years ago

rick shancaz in da house

Emessor 11 years ago

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ModSavvy 10 years ago

best

Patrick Berisa 13 years ago

Fuck YEAH

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

this might make carrying and or doing other things difficult BUUUUUUT its a motherfucking portal gun who wouldnt want it

Handsome-Jack 10 years ago

Already have a portal gun, its called a moon shot cannon! Get anywhere I want to go in a flash XD

Koneko 5 years ago

If i had a portal gun i would have it on me at all times anyway so whats the downside?

Davynavy02 11 years ago

No downside I see

Vernthefox 9 years ago

Who cares, ITS A FREAKING PORTAL GUN!

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

Just put it in some sort of harness

Gees 8 years ago

Loophole it didnt specify what portal gun it doesnt have to be from portal/2

Gees 8 years ago

/2 means portal 1 or 2

TheGuyWithaCookie 11 years ago

uses it to escape school

bing719 12 years ago

i'm not even mad xD

LawOfTheSeas 11 years ago

No negatives.

SpeedFetus 10 years ago

Chells life in a nutshell

huskyshouldlive 11 years ago

I have a real portable gun. Dumb ass

CMHammond 11 years ago

But you don't have a portal gun.

OverwatchMain 9 years ago

Alright, just gotta make a holster. Would you need a conceal carry license for a portal gun?

steeplemomma 11 years ago

just glue it to your forehead pew pew :)

tongereva 11 years ago

72% of people are underestimating how awkward carrying a huge fucking gun around permanently would be. All competitive sports are immediately ruled out, having sex, taking a dump, sleeping, all horribly compromised. And someone would eventually murder you for the precious gun.