Will You Press The Button?

the117doctor 10 years ago

The portal gun can grab anyway so I can get a skilled surgeon to graft my muscles to the triggers and always have the portal gun as my left hand.

Little_Caesara_-_The_Girlkisser 8 months ago

Genius.

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JohnPariah 12 years ago

assuming this portal gun can work on any solid surface, it's definitely worth it

joman6977 9 years ago

I like how everyone just assumes it"s the one from "Portal." it could be the one from "Rick and Morty" or something.

Natas666 7 years ago

Yes just yes

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Vegemite 10 years ago

The downside is a minor inconvenience, and the upside is life changing.

David Martin Cohen 13 years ago

*Uses Valve-logic to create the portal-gun-hat* *Wears it all over the place like a crazed TF2 player*

disturb 4 years ago

hell yeah

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B-rax1056 10 years ago

If you can shoot on any surface besides on moon rock it would be like you have the portal gun as a hand.

xXMyLifeInANutShellXx 10 years ago

What"s the downside? I carry it with me no matter what anyways, same thing as a fekin phone right?

mikkusaurus 10 years ago

At least i'll never lose it

zoecatruby 11 years ago

hide it somewhere in like a back pack or somthing

CoolGuyO 8 years ago

Heck yes where"s the downside

Madeleine Upham 13 years ago

and the downside to this is?

Baryapupy 4 years ago

woah, this is useless

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Monkiegamer15 10 years ago

You don't no how much it weights

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

That would mean it never gets stolen! AWSOME!!!

Johnathan Kennedy 13 years ago

Well, considering that portals from the portal gun can only appear on surfaces that contain moon rock, this is next to useless. Though, it would be pretty cool at Comic Cons and such.

UltimateSpaghettore 6 years ago

Actually NO. it has to be a couple of things: 1. Smooth; 2. Large enough; 3. Not curved (unless it is very, very large such as the moon or earth, etc.); and finally: 4. Not moving (or very, verrrrrrryyyyy, VERRRRYYYYYYYY slowly moving.) It it fits these re... [Show full comment]

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Angela Furtos 13 years ago

what about when you have to ... ya know ... reproduce?

MidnightSorrow 9 years ago

Think about the experience

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Guys 11 years ago

Portal guns will only work on certain surfaces, remember.

ya11110 6 years ago

doesn't the portal gun only work on moon rock or something??? I don't care I'll have it for show

loltbh 11 years ago

i would anyway

kil 9 years ago

The one from rick and Morty

christinelovespie 11 years ago

loophole:stick it somewhere none will notice

Protania 9 years ago

Does ANYONE here watch Game Theory?! I"ve only seen two people on this website that watch it! Any loyal theorist knows that this would make a black hole!

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Gees Geez

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awesomeness is me 11 years ago

so I could teleport anywhere anytime._. Wow yaaaaaaaay

digiboy289 10 years ago

this was made in the the fucking 19s

animefreak1232 12 years ago

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

jinbop fan 11 years ago

How wouldn't want portal

Galaxy_Gal 10 years ago

Yess, so pressed it!

Joanna K-a 13 years ago

what if there is no surface it works on T_T

chad 11 years ago

just use it to go were ever without having to walk too much

Preacher013 11 years ago

I'm gonna carry it with me anyway, otherwise what the fuck is the point of the gun!?

AlphaZero0 3 years ago

So it's like a pocket gun that I can't take off

Julia Broerman 11 years ago

what is the downside

Willtron15 9 years ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAH OH FUCK YEAH PLEASE THIS IS ALL I WANT

Kemi 11 years ago

HELL YEAH!!

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

So because there is no "or else" in the downside, its physically impossible for me to not have the portal gun on me, meaning nobody can ever take it from me and use it for themselves. Awesome! WIN WIN FOR THE WIN

Nani AlohaState Kealoha 13 years ago

And the downside is?

Lesboi 10 years ago

Make a portal to a dimension that allows you to not have to wear it Boom

(rabbitsofdoom) 12 years ago

Yup this is perfect. I can just portal myself everywhere

KaiserWilhelm2.0 11 years ago

What's the size of it?

Redkil 8 years ago

making portals with a blink? COOL (supposing u dont need moonrock)

Krandy 11 years ago

That would make me look bad***

likewha 11 years ago

use your portal gun to teleport somewhere

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

This would be a problem if the gun was a part of your arm.

the b-rad565 11 years ago

Soooooo downside?

Icode1 10 years ago

no downside

odds 12 years ago

It would be just like my fone!!!

Wolf123 9 years ago

Faster way to leave school without a trace

TheWingedBunting 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

XFalzar 10 years ago

let's go annoy some people with portals

Pootis Guy 11 years ago

I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not here 10 years ago

Where's the downside what moron would put it down

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