Will You Press The Button?

You will be successful in everything you do

but

You can never have children

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235x0 3 years ago

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing 8 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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winterfrost 10 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago

its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray 11 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

Blackdeck 11 years ago

No downs spotted.

Minellama 6 years ago

I see this as a absoluta win!

CursiveProse 10 years ago

You can adopt

sillylillybilly 12 years ago

Ha ha ha

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

How is that a downside?

Chan1019 11 years ago

if your successful you can be sucessful having kids LOOPHOLES

Cheeese 2 years ago

adoption and plus you don't need to worry if ace or have siblings

Kawaiicutie4 10 years ago

who needs children?I HATE pain :)

CherryIceCweam 10 years ago

And I hate sex. Win/Win.

Sam Heaver 13 years ago

I guess I could always adopt

Mai-chan 9 years ago

I have a solution. It"s called "adoption."

hello$ 11 years ago

Good gob button

Glitchydusk 3 years ago

ACE PEOPLE FOR THE WINNNN

Kappador 10 years ago

Sex without condom; here I come!

CherryIceCweam 10 years ago

STDs, here you come!

Kazuto Kirigaya 11 years ago

No kids? -Looks At Asuna- We've found it, worship with me babe. -Praises Button-

Shirai 8 years ago

I hate kids anyway

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago

contraDicktions

Sarahjo 11 years ago

can't i just adopt anyway? either way, i'm too scared my kids'll wind up like i did (i was a little screeching terror as a kid) and there are lots of kids out there who need homes, so i'd wanna adopt anyway. also, if i'm successful at everything, wouldn't... [Show full comment]

Iionut73 4 years ago

I hate children

Maximum Lorbry 10 years ago

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Karkitty 12 years ago

*worships button*

INeedAUsernamePlease 9 years ago

Adopt

Frieza Jr 10 years ago

I don't care!

Kösrift 9 years ago

adoption

Black_heart 10 years ago

I can't have anyway. No downside!

I Press Buttons 12 years ago

that means i will also be successful in having children! #loophole

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