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You will be successful in everything you do

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You can never have children

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235x0 3 years ago

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing 8 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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winterfrost 10 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago

its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray 11 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

SiebenPhi 8 years ago

Adopt

ca11m3raven 10 years ago

This is vague, just biological children? I'm assuming I can work around it by adopting.

Jennifer Clapp 13 years ago

so? just adopt kids.

Bobby-boy179 9 years ago

Then adopt a kid

cemetris 11 years ago

WHAT IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE NOT EVERY ONES PERFECT

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago

Good.

DarkmasterBlaze884 10 years ago

What happens if i dont want children...

shredlord 11 years ago

Is there a downside? To hell with having kids.

ZeroTheTimelord last year

I was never gonna have children anyway so this is a win

SakineMieko 11 years ago

I don't want children. Ever. Easy choice.

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago

being always successful is boring.

Lunamoona 10 years ago

Neve have children? SING ME THE HELL UP

CherryIceCweam 10 years ago

"Sing" 🙃

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

but...AAGGHHH

åudi 9 years ago

You will be successful on having children because it says EVERYTHING YOU DO!!!!

ratboy181 11 years ago

Yes, all up side baby.

Minellama 6 years ago

I see this as a absoluta win!

CursiveProse 10 years ago

You can adopt

sillylillybilly 12 years ago

Ha ha ha

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

How is that a downside?

Chan1019 11 years ago

if your successful you can be sucessful having kids LOOPHOLES

Cheeese 2 years ago

adoption and plus you don't need to worry if ace or have siblings

Kawaiicutie4 10 years ago

who needs children?I HATE pain :)

CherryIceCweam 10 years ago

And I hate sex. Win/Win.

Blackdeck 11 years ago

No downs spotted.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

I have a solution. It"s called "adoption."

hello$ 11 years ago

Good gob button

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