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75616 (69%) people have pressed this button, while 33258 (31%) did not.

You will be successful in everything you do

but

You can never have children

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235x0 3 years ago

I will be successful at shape-shifting and getting inter universe teleportation!

Bear5 2 years ago

rickothy and or mortymer

EnchancedEpic54 10 years ago

ADOPTION AND LOTS OF SEX no downside

flowkrad 9 years ago

you cant have kids theres no getting out of it

Wof_and_Pokemon_and_undertale_lover_also_a_werewolf 9 years ago

Error 404: Downside not found.

Ashley McLeod 13 years ago

Successful in EVERYTHING I do? What if I try to procreate? PARADOX!!!

Hyltran 4 years ago

This loop 🔁 hole 🕳 is stupid.

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Hollyumbreon 10 years ago

What if I'm asexual and don't want children 😄

Awowakx 3 years ago

Same :v

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ZoeBrianna 8 years ago

Where’s the downside? I don’t even want screaming demons

Veryspookyfox 9 years ago

this is why they invented condoms

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

Who needs kids when you can have puppies!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Or kittens!

Jessica Winters 13 years ago

Yeah I don't want children anyways

daishuge 3 years ago

the same!

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WongShueLing 8 years ago

that"s cool ! i don't plan to have one anyway.

Alice Wolf 13 years ago

NO CHILDREN? DUDE no downside for me

Marshall Cresant Luna 13 years ago

I can adopt kids you genius ass button

happyrapingtime 7 years ago

You fool, I can have a son that"s a teenager. Not a child

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winterfrost 10 years ago

no downside yeet

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

I don't even WANT fucking children so hell yea

WhyShouldUCare 10 years ago

There"s this thing called adoption...

seashaw 10 years ago

Clara: Look, is she alright? Would you bring her over? The Doctor: I can't bring her over. I'm a Time Lord, not a child minder! Clara: You"ve got a spaceship, all we"ve got are oyster cards. 12th Doctor (Forrest of the Night)

Emily01 10 years ago

its called adoption boi

Pengu11 11 years ago

so i will be successful at being the best at minecraft

blissful madness 11 years ago

i will try to become imortal

Chief_Reef 11 years ago

@MIDAS It's immortal you dumbass w/ no grammar skills

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Tatezaray 11 years ago

I'll have successful sex so I will have kids anyway

dmize 11 years ago

wtf that makes no sence

Mac Tripp Millsaps 13 years ago

dont want kids, checkmate.

Jesse James 13 years ago

fuck kids I don't want none anyways

Pomaikai P. Levy 13 years ago

I could just adopt

RGPZ 8 years ago

No You Cant

Cole French 13 years ago

I don't want children anyways.

Glenn Caplin 13 years ago

I'd press it. If I ever want to raise children I can adopt.

liriaiplays 11 years ago

if i'm successful at everything... i can be successful making children. smart question. (sarcasm)

NixonJumbo24 3 years ago

How can you live a fulfilling life if you don't face any difficulty

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago

No downside

JonD1231 11 years ago

@Pinky591 exactly! Well, not exactly,seeing as which I'm a chick. But yeah, general idea.

Mizuhashi_X 7 years ago

My penis is too small to have sex and have kids sooo.....

Ruben Lucas 13 years ago

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

TheAlphaDog 9 years ago

Who needs children anyway?

Recycletrash 10 years ago

Fuck yeah

larryistooreal 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAÁHÂÂHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHS

Jajabu99 10 years ago

I can adopt

BrandonTran 9 years ago

I can't stand kids, so I know what I must do.

axl boy 11 years ago

Were is the downside,

Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

I don't need children

gabmat15 11 years ago

are you serious?

Evil_J last year

Joke's on you, I already have a kid and got snipped

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

One word: adoption.

CrazBerry 11 years ago

WHAT I WANT KIDS THAT WILL HAVE MY FREAKING BLOOD I CAN'T DO THIS PLUS MY FAMILY IS SUCCESFUL ANYWAYS

SarahIsTrans 5 years ago

I always planned on adopting

Doooweeeoooo 10 years ago

Hell yeah I don't want children anyway, and if I did, I could always adopt, right

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

but...AAGGHHH

guygamer9996 2 years ago

1 word: adoption

Rhenarra 10 years ago

Where"s the downside

MasterDT 11 years ago

Wait so I finally get to be successful AND I don't have to worry about pesky smelly kids ruining my good moods? NO DOWNSIDE.

Pojjjkhn 6 years ago

So even Succesful in children

ThatOneAotFanboi 10 years ago

fuck kids pull out game strong

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