Will You Press The Button?

spars2 years ago

as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago

YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago

Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago

They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago

"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat timeðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website

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blueberriefarming8 years ago

ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago

one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this

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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago

LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago

Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago

I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago

I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago

HELL YEAH BOIII

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago

But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago

my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago

Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago

Cousin Itt.

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Edumyr9 years ago

Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago

uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago

He did have gender and sex, he was a male

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago

Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

Niggakiller2 months ago

Invisibility, teleportation, stopping time, no body hair.

Morningstar21438 years ago

What if I get someone else to cut my hair

Ema02207 years ago

Shapeshifting

NotARobot1249 years ago

Power to (Blah blah blah every epic power ever) open rifts to video games, and shapeshift. Shapeshift into myself without all the extra hair. PROFIT.

LogicWizard31410 years ago

I'd have the power to will my hair to any length... among other powers.

Arciel188 years ago

become god with beard and all

MrMaple3609 years ago

Super long hair man!

thatgirlwhosobsessed11 years ago

ill be a shapeshifter

DeathMaker9 years ago

Two things one 37% are boys and others girls also meh ball sack whould be so fuckin hairy

TremendousByDesign10 years ago

Where's the downside?

Spammy8 years ago

My super power is to shave mh hair

sharpgamer9 years ago

I cant give to charity :'(

AlbinoGenialo3 years ago

My superpower is that my hair is healing wounds whenever I sing (Rapunzel)

Lucaribro5018 years ago

Powers, as in plural. One of them could be to control hair length

daltonrulzu9 years ago

I choose to not grow hair any where but my head

ThatOneGuyAlexAnder8 years ago

Hey you said only I can not cut my hair ever again, which means i can get other people to do it.

KITTYDABOSS9 years ago

Fine with me I want long hair and I'm female I don't go as hairy as men lol

RÃ³bert DudÃ¡Å¡12 years ago

I ain't even mad

Foxgr5 years ago

He didn't say that u can't burn it at this time jump in lave while u fireproof

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

It says YOU could never cut your hair. Go to a barber.

Kaloon9 years ago

HAIRMAN

fireiceball2277 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

Epickills9 years ago

GORILLA MAN

Gummin10 years ago

Downside? Also, Waxing is a thing.

Alex4047 years ago

There is Always burning

omarelattal9 years ago

id choose the superpowers of : controlling the lenght of my hair,flying,being invisible,stopping time,and shape shifting,super intelegence,super strenght ez

Large sausage 9 years ago

I have a large sausage

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

Waxing binches

rizza9 years ago

I cant but my delusion can

enguyidor10 years ago

win or win

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