Will You Press The Button?

spars2 years ago

as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago

YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago

Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago

They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago

"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat timeðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website

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blueberriefarming8 years ago

ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago

one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this

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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago

LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago

Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago

I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago

I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago

HELL YEAH BOIII

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago

But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago

my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago

Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago

Cousin Itt.

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Edumyr9 years ago

Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago

uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago

He did have gender and sex, he was a male

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago

Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

ScuicidalSheep8 years ago

Does cutting your hair with a rusty piece of sheet metal count???

chiora19999 years ago

and it means u will be a chuck norris :D

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

i like my afro better anyway so i get to grow back my afro :)

Chubby-Kitty8 years ago

I could probably just wear long pants all the time and never have sex.

Thevaros9 years ago

I can have the super power of cuting uncuteable hair

GlutNy7 years ago

Power to have infinite superpowers, then i'll have the power to never grow hair on body parts until i want them to. But then again, it COULD say we dont have to shave or cut our hair BECAUSE it doesnt grow anymore...

Perc9 years ago

So there's no downsides to this. We have name for hairless people and that's woman.

XavierAsad10 years ago

I have the power of doing what i want I want to own the world, i will get it I want everyone to obey me and will get it I want shorter hair and I will fucking get it

Luna Goobles12 years ago

Powers: Erza's Requip Magic Celestial Spirit Mage Oh.... and they never said anything about waxing. ;) XD

ProfessorWaffle5 years ago

Just become Dr. Manhattan, sexy bald blue dude with no hair whatsoever

READYPLAYER18 years ago

Ill get superpowers where i never grow another body hair ever again

BraTheus9 years ago

One of my powers will be super hair

SonGohan420697 years ago

So like a saiyan?

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago

BECOME A LIZARD MAN!!!!! LIZARDS DONT HAVE HAIR MUAHAAHHAHAHAHHA LIZARD MAN AWAY!!!

Allwarden4710 years ago

pay someone else to do it, or yeah, shapeshifting

Foxyt338 years ago

it doesnt say waxing or shaving so there no downside

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

soo i get to be chewbacca?

Jules9 years ago

I don't grow much hair anyway, so sure

R-Kämpfer8 years ago

SHAPERSHIFTING

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

i would be a primordial get shrekt gods

Cpt.save_hoe9 years ago

a primordial makes a god look like an ant to an archangel if you didnt know

VVsilverVV11 years ago

well than i would just want the ability to burn forever and il just burn em off and look pro wile i do it

AriT3218 years ago

they legit said on your body, you can still get a trim on your hair

UndertaleIsAmazingYouShouldPlayIt9 years ago

Step one: Have the super power of having multiple powers. Step two: Choose your superpower. Step three: Choose the superpower that allows you to manipulate your hair (like Nimphadora Tonks from Harry Potter). Step four: laugh.