Will You Press The Button?

spars2 years ago

as a person who likes to keep long hair, this is a win win

Huzlip4 years ago

YOU can never shave or cut your hair, somebody else can, just don't cut your hair yourself

SomeoneWhoCares8 years ago

Shape shifting

Brenda Leard12 years ago

They didn't mention waxing

roflcopters8 years ago

"I don't get why it says u commented 46 yearsago even tho this app didnt exist tat timeðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜" thats because he commented it before time was mentioned in this website

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blueberriefarming8 years ago

ultimate feminist

Aidan Kavanagh12 years ago

one of my powers would be to control the length of any hair

i-am-god-damned-bored7 years ago

choose the super power of being able to change super power on the fly, and then do this

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PHILIPPINE_SONE9 years ago

LIKE SAMSON. BUT BETTER

Belaize7 years ago

Press the button and get omnipotence so you can control the size of your hair or control anything since omnipotence literally means complete power over anything, everything, and nothing all at the same time. If you already pressed no just to to the search bar and change the no to a yes.

BeachKing7 years ago

I dont cut my hair a barber dose

Alex Goglin12 years ago

I AM...THE SASQUATCH!!

Dat_Boi_Sanjay8 years ago

HELL YEAH BOIII

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oOBlakeOo8 years ago

It doesn't mention waxing nor clipping nor chopping nor eradicating nor removing nor snipping nor etc... you get my drift? If you consider it in another word besides cutting or shaving then you should be capable of using said method. Loop hole 101

Douchebag698 years ago

But a barber can

cat_turds8 years ago

my super power is limited hair growth

EclipseTDS8 years ago

I get the power of shape shifting, it"s so many powers in 1! Also I can control my hair amounts when I shape shift

Rachel7980M8 years ago

Just let your hair grow long become Santa or cousin It...

HenryWong1228 years ago

Cousin Itt.

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Edumyr9 years ago

Shapeshifting. I can control al cells in my body to keep as I want, so hair doesn't grow, also can turn into amazing animals and objects.

Kainoa Cook12 years ago

uhm shapeshifting? then i could just shapeshift the hair away

Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

So basically you become Jesus

BrianSteward7 years ago

He did have gender and sex, he was a male

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

One of the superpowers being shapechange? Loophoooles!!

Anthony Bazzell Lemus12 years ago

Get any and all superpowers I want but can never shave again? Sign me the fuck up!

macie10169 years ago

I don't shave my arm pits anyway, and I'm a girl

MyNameIsMissLogic7 years ago

Power of shaving haha

Adank9 years ago

They didnt mention burning it off

6Demonic6Killer610 years ago

Telekenesis hair cutting ACTIVATED!!!

EumeliaCly8 years ago

Downside? I like my long hair, and I can get telekenisis.

teeveeman6769 years ago

only 11 *facepalm*+*headslam*

Felicia Mendia12 years ago

Uhm.. Waxing/setting hair on fire.

MyPenIsHugelast year

Just wax

KenWasHere218 years ago

One of my powers is to control my hair length.

virchau9 years ago

LASER HAIR SURGERY (xkcd reference)

gruntjoe10 years ago

It's called "laser hair removal." No cutting or shaving involved. Better living through lasers!

AaronWolfBurt8 years ago

I don't shave anyways

DarkMatter9 years ago

The power to over rule this rule

Dylan Holmes12 years ago

My superpowers would include being perfectly groomed 100% of the time with no effort required. BAM!

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

Shapeshifting

BoCo3658 years ago

Shapeshifting. Done

boonana9 years ago

too grant wishes with no twists

Gestusultumus7 years ago

lol if im super ill have a super power where i can control my hair lanth

lolo20208 years ago

I would have the superpower to only grow hair on my head

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

The power to have an infinite amount of powers... INFINITE POWER!

Frederik Haas12 years ago

Shapeshifting pretty much breaks the drawback. And personally I would love to have the ability to mind control.

Marti5 years ago

I'll be a Thor

mattr8 years ago

ima superspeeding sasquash

My name is Tom9 years ago

So many people outsmarting these choices.

WolfRex7 years ago

I'll get fire resistant skin and burn it off with my pyrokinesis

blaboom449 years ago

it say You not the barber so yea he can cut it not "you"

Puffinmaster24610 years ago

SHAPESHIFTING SUPER POWER BOOM PROBLEM SOLVED

Pds3149 years ago

Wow. 36% of people think shaving and haircuts are worth more than ANY SUPERPOWER YOU WANT. I mean, you just forfeited invulnerabilityy, invisibility, laser eyes, supersonic flight, teleportation, super strength, super luck, etc TO KEEP your bare skin.

dub dubs9 years ago

Me neitherðŸ™‹ðŸ™‹ðŸ™‹ðŸ™‹ðŸ™‹ðŸ™‹high five

lifehacker4208 years ago

I would get an ability that would stunt the growth of my hair.

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