Will You Press The Button?

skidmark6348 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername1097 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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xKitKatx4 years ago

My eyes: "DO IT" My hands: "PRESS IT" My feet: "Sure, do it" My brain: "NO ULL DIE IN 30 YRS OLD JUST LIVE A NORMAL LIFE"

Tyroq8 years ago

That is stupid

-what-4 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath47 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld6274 years ago

big brain

PowerMetalDragonborn8 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy1238 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan8 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Micayla Gigi Spencer12 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer164 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales12 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag7 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark12 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld6274 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson12 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

ValerieParker7 years ago

I would already be dead.

Legend.nintendo10110 years ago

What? It definitely better then a 60 year life filled with misery and depression.

Mythe Defender9 years ago

That mean i Just died

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

*presses button* *gets a genie bottle and wishes the downside away* cause it says anything

Death_359 9 years ago

Become immortal

randomjax9 years ago

People and their loopholes. Honor the deal with the magic button of doom, die at thirty and get resuscitated. Who knows what happens if you cheat the button!

-what-4 years ago

easy loophole, i’ll just make a year 100,000 days long and i will die in 3 million normal years.

neverknown9 years ago

stop time and profit

Youwotm88 years ago

... but im 31 already Lol

Victoria Libretto12 years ago

you build the fountain of youth and you then become immortal. Problem solved.

oceanwaterpug275 years ago

If this button was missing either the downside or the upside I would press it, but since it has both I'm still pressing it.

nascarfan6579 years ago

It will the beat life ever. Totally worth it.

Gordon8108 years ago

Wellllll 18 yrs isn't so bad I guess

Doflamingo9 years ago

15+ years yay

dastuff 9 years ago

I'm 2

MohamedMoatasem7 years ago

Never that is a small life 😡

Animaleyes9 years ago

This was the hardest question I have ever answered. Do I live a fulfilled life and die at 30, or possibly live a shitty life to 100.

McMassiveHog3 years ago

damn 11 years a bit too long for me D:

timbo3289 years ago

I will press this button as soon im 31.

OpticalOllusion7 years ago

19 more years. No way unless my girlfriend died then no way.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

Make me stop aging. Boom.

Alexander149 years ago

Do enything what i want i will wish to dont die

Andra Brodersen12 years ago

No... Just.. No

Evil_J4 years ago

I'm already over 30 lol

Bennibror9 years ago

Wake myself up when i die

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Well shit, I'd already be dead.

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