Will You Press The Button?

skidmark6348 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername1097 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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xKitKatx4 years ago

My eyes: "DO IT" My hands: "PRESS IT" My feet: "Sure, do it" My brain: "NO ULL DIE IN 30 YRS OLD JUST LIVE A NORMAL LIFE"

Tyroq8 years ago

That is stupid

-what-4 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath47 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld6274 years ago

big brain

PowerMetalDragonborn8 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy1238 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan8 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Micayla Gigi Spencer12 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer164 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales12 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag7 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark12 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld6274 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson12 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

FatPif9 years ago

Well i wanna reborn

Masqueradeassane8 years ago

I'm already dead then.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Stop typing! Corpses can't do that!

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Well shit, I'd already be dead.

luke da poop9 years ago

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YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

But they say you can do anything you want for tehr rest of your live but what if wanna keep living

Sorasousha9 years ago

I would already be dead.

Oldnotweak...againlast year

i will never be 30 again, so theres no downside.

Super Saiyan Bruh9 years ago

Do anything? Donate trillions to charity duh.

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

Well, I won't be able to feel relevant at the beach past that age, so bring it on

floricel_11210 years ago

I'd rather have a short happy life

neonkbfalcon13 years ago

just travel your body in time as it does not say you cant travel when ever

Alarju9 years ago

perfect! i don't pretend to get any old anyway

AnonymousPickleGerard8 years ago

I'm here for a good time not a long time

Josie Howard12 years ago

get a time machine

Mlp Kawaii zecora renegade9 years ago

Im 8

LordDarkfinst8 years ago

Do anything I want? I'll just make myself LIVE A FULL LIFE!

Loophole man9 years ago

A character I made in skyrim died painfully before coming back as a god

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Use that ability to do anything you want to not die at 30

TheButtonJoe9 years ago

Become BUDDHA!!!!!!!!!

Kawaii Platypus9 years ago

FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE Life after 30?

USGC7 years ago

What if I want to become immortal and make the consequences nonexistent? It says I can do anything

NuclearSlayer529 years ago

so for me its more of both downsides as i hate plains and not too long in a car and boat and i guess if its the sneeze millisecond death... but i dont really wanna die on my birthday.....

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago

I wanna be old and piss people off with my age when they retaliate I drop the respect your elders bomb.

Steamchells10 years ago

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skyrimlegend219 years ago

I can make myself the age of 25 and make it stay 25

Gbahhh3 years ago

If i can do anything i can create a copy of my self and Live forever

Awsumdude1019 years ago

Eh i choose yes

Sillywafflefries9 years ago

I can live 1000 more years (loop hole)

CPorter4 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want, I'll make it so I can live longer

CrypsisRosa9 years ago

I'm almost 26, so I think I'll pass on that one

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

Go to Ferrari World and ride the world's fastest roller coaster? Yes please.

PotterHead24687 years ago

At the age I'm at and the speed technology is growing at they'll have created immortality by then.

FireyDeath47 years ago

No, it means “you will die”. We’ll need recovery centres by then, and it’s far easier to make humans immortal than make small machines able to replicate an entire human, completely unfazed with all the memories of the person who just died.

Not Here9 years ago

18 more years? Not lobg enough.

GamethystsBae8 years ago

I wanna die anyways

Hannah Ohene-Amoako12 years ago

"You can live for free"?

Awalcheeseburger9 years ago

One of the things is not die at age 30

CheesePlayerYT9 years ago

19 more years haha

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