Will You Press The Button?

skidmark6348 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername1097 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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xKitKatx4 years ago

My eyes: "DO IT" My hands: "PRESS IT" My feet: "Sure, do it" My brain: "NO ULL DIE IN 30 YRS OLD JUST LIVE A NORMAL LIFE"

Tyroq8 years ago

That is stupid

-what-4 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath47 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld6274 years ago

big brain

PowerMetalDragonborn8 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy1238 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan8 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Micayla Gigi Spencer12 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer164 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales12 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag7 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark12 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld6274 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson12 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox8 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

Brenna Wiley12 years ago

Go to Ferrari World and ride the world's fastest roller coaster? Yes please.

Sillywafflefries9 years ago

I can live 1000 more years (loop hole)

CPorter4 years ago

Since I can do whatever I want, I'll make it so I can live longer

CrypsisRosa9 years ago

I'm almost 26, so I think I'll pass on that one

Awalcheeseburger9 years ago

One of the things is not die at age 30

PotterHead24687 years ago

At the age I'm at and the speed technology is growing at they'll have created immortality by then.

FireyDeath47 years ago

No, it means “you will die”. We’ll need recovery centres by then, and it’s far easier to make humans immortal than make small machines able to replicate an entire human, completely unfazed with all the memories of the person who just died.

Not Here9 years ago

18 more years? Not lobg enough.

GamethystsBae8 years ago

I wanna die anyways

Hannah Ohene-Amoako12 years ago

"You can live for free"?

feynefelibata7 years ago

No way, I’m 29! Hah

TheFlash42010 years ago

#worth it

CheesePlayerYT9 years ago

19 more years haha

CybaWrecker7 months ago

i want to extend my age, so i can neutralise the bad thing

Luksuman9 years ago

Whatbid you are older than 30 so you doe instantly

LiamT9 years ago

Free smarties innit bruh

JohanShiju3 years ago

I guess that makes me middle aged.

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GalaxyTraveler8 years ago

Better start now then !

yunofunny11 years ago

I have lived a good life, now the day before my 30th i will go visit heaven to have a nice long day of vacation.

dedirake4 years ago

Im already above 30.. so the downside have no effect on me

That boss guy9 years ago

20 more years and I am gone

Gods_Opinion8 years ago

Heaven is getting crowded

Watermelonman8 years ago

No, hell is

Michelle Strandman Olsen12 years ago

I don't see the downside....

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