Will You Press The Button?

skidmark634 10 years ago

great. 22 more years...

CreativeUsername109 9 years ago

Don't come to this website, child. You'll be scarred

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Tyroq 10 years ago

That is stupid

-what- 5 years ago

wait a year then press the button

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FireyDeath4 8 years ago

Wait a minute. If we have faith in science and technology, we could CHANGE the definition of a year slightly by moving to a sufficiently inhabitable planet with far longer years. If you want to live longer than that, how about don’t press it.

Eld627 5 years ago

big brain

Micayla Gigi Spencer 13 years ago

Nine more years. I can live with that.

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

If you meant that to be a pun YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND

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PowerMetalDragonborn 9 years ago

Well, currently there"s nothing saying I won't die tomorrow, so this guarantees I still get 13 more years and I have a great time.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Yes, but also you are guaranteed to miss about 50 years you could have lived, maybe even happily

Darkfoxy123 9 years ago

Glitch in the system what if your 31

KevinMoynihan 10 years ago

I can do anything I want so I can make myself live longer

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so activate at age 31. you missed your window for death. live your life naturally and for free.

Crazzygamer16 6 years ago

Definitely now you just have to wait for the cosmic clock to reset then you will be able to die

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Leonela Perales 13 years ago

Too many fucking ads !!!!!!!!

ZigZag 9 years ago

Ironic i clicked the button and an ad popped

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Donovan Clark 13 years ago

Better to die young and happy than old and sad.

Eld627 5 years ago

True

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Ryan Wilkinson 13 years ago

do you know if your going to die

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

I can do anything i want, aka i cant make it so i dont die at age 30....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago

OwO this lets me to live for free? Wow I never knew now we have to pay to live! Damn! How many goats was I worth?

S 9 years ago

Live for the rest of your life

Pyrox 11 years ago

I can do anything for the rest of my life meaning I dont need to die at the age 30.

meatloave last year

I want to make a ring that grants me three wishes the first of which is instant resurrection as soon as death begins to take place. Though I'm 56 now the first wish would be retroactive to then and with the other two wishes having been made I could live beyond 100,000 years if I so chose.

dastuff 11 years ago

I ain't 30 but wat if you is

Elf675 10 years ago

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therealobama 4 years ago

anything i want is big

Mackenzie 11 years ago

In my opinion, that's wasting your life

obbytye15 9 years ago

HELL NA

trapkidjaykillem 12 years ago

No........just..........no!!!!!!!!!!

The-fbi666 6 years ago

Well 13 years is 13 years

MrEpicGamer 11 years ago

Id aeady be deadl

Alegna4238 9 years ago

14 more years. Thats enough time

Kyler Kathan 13 years ago

Can do anything I want? I want to control time so that I'll never reach 30.

KaiTheCat 10 years ago

If I press this when I am 31 do I just die

sky-brock-sugull-legs 10 years ago

if you can do anything you want then i want to live forever

dudebro101 11 years ago

Fuck 4 years to enjoy it ok

1221monsterz 8 years ago

Be inmortAl

WackoHacko 11 years ago

I want to be immortal.

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago

*presses button* *gets a genie bottle and wishes the downside away* cause it says anything

Death_359 11 years ago

Become immortal

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I would already be dead.

Legend.nintendo101 11 years ago

What? It definitely better then a 60 year life filled with misery and depression.

Mythe Defender 10 years ago

That mean i Just died

Youwotm8 9 years ago

... but im 31 already Lol

Victoria Libretto 13 years ago

you build the fountain of youth and you then become immortal. Problem solved.

randomjax 10 years ago

People and their loopholes. Honor the deal with the magic button of doom, die at thirty and get resuscitated. Who knows what happens if you cheat the button!