You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
I will not

IchibanKasuga 3 years ago
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey 11 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe 11 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw1 10 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas 13 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon 10 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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DankWolf666 8 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Flameice2 10 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog157 11 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd 11 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd 13 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago
Magic plastic surgery for the win

Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome 2 years ago
That's so Wholesome and Nice and Beautiful.

lpinay462 10 years ago
Yay nostalgia critic

schnitzelbauer 5 years ago
in the middle earth i would burn instantly wouldn't i?

lolthefuck 10 years ago
then i woud look like my sister

John Cena do do do do do do do do 11 years ago
Middle Earth is based in New Zealand... YEAH I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND

NHLic 11 years ago
uh really?

Mind_Blown 11 years ago
Is there free WIFI though?...

Mister-E 9 years ago
I attack with my face

grayfire 11 years ago
orc.

PadWif 2 years ago
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit 😭😭

Chris Weghorst 13 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth

PK's Thoughts 10 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!

mariotheguard 11 years ago
Idc if im ugly

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...

kjmn1999 11 years ago
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Andromeda 9 years ago
There is no positive to this.

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.

dantdmofficial111 10 years ago
fuck

BrittanyWilliams 10 years ago
i dont wanna be no ugly orc DX

Desirey Wester 13 years ago
nooooooo :(

supbroz 11 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong

sonicj01 10 years ago
why cant i be gollum

Yatanay 9 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway

Terminatorx11 11 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?

jomama 11 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII

ABBEH 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway

Doriko 11 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...

Yahac135 10 years ago
Beverages

llbl 2 years ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting

Thaheera Althaf 13 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.

Aeroon 11 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(

Aeroon 11 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(

gahmora 10 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD

Jax Phoenix 11 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
Exactly!

Furious Finch 11 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
What"s middle Earth?

BlueShell 8 years ago
The core of Mars

idc 11 years ago
just like real life then but cooler

vioola 10 years ago
all the orcs will get killed by dwarves or hobbits
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