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You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
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IchibanKasuga 3 years ago
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey 11 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe 11 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw1 10 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas 13 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon 10 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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DankWolf666 8 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Flameice2 10 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog157 11 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd 11 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd 13 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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zwaglou 10 years ago
I dont trust nor

LordofSimons 12 years ago
kill all dwar... everything!

Nacas 11 years ago
Actually I don't see any downside :o

GRACW 3 years ago
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rc savage 10 years ago
Got it kill every one cause my face is messed up

Sonofagun 9 years ago
Humans are better and more comforting than creatures in the middle earth anyways

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I don't want to live in Middle Earth. I would die.

Likigiur 11 years ago
i like regular earth though

jshaw71 11 years ago
Show middle earth my heart, by helping people, doing heroic deeds...

Lelsanic 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dantdmofficial111 10 years ago
its alright to be ugly cuz no 1 cares u should know ur beautiful just the way u are

Beautiful_and_Nice_and_Wholesome 2 years ago
That's so Wholesome and Nice and Beautiful.

lpinay462 10 years ago
Yay nostalgia critic

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago
Magic plastic surgery for the win

lolthefuck 10 years ago
then i woud look like my sister

John Cena do do do do do do do do 11 years ago
Middle Earth is based in New Zealand... YEAH I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND

schnitzelbauer 5 years ago
in the middle earth i would burn instantly wouldn't i?

Mind_Blown 11 years ago
Is there free WIFI though?...

Mister-E 9 years ago
I attack with my face

NHLic 11 years ago
uh really?

grayfire 11 years ago
orc.

mariotheguard 11 years ago
Idc if im ugly

PadWif 2 years ago
Come on bro I just wanted to live the life of a hobbit 😭😭

Chris Weghorst 13 years ago
who wants to live in the middle of the earth

PK's Thoughts 10 years ago
I wouldn't even want to like in the middle of the earth!

Andromeda 9 years ago
There is no positive to this.

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
I already saw this one, I don't want to do this again...

kjmn1999 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
Seems that the uglier an orc is, the smarter and stronger they are. I don't care about appearances, worth it. I'd beat the crap out of everyone who insulted me.

dantdmofficial111 10 years ago
fuck

Desirey Wester 13 years ago
nooooooo :(

BrittanyWilliams 10 years ago
i dont wanna be no ugly orc DX

sonicj01 10 years ago
why cant i be gollum

supbroz 11 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong

Terminatorx11 11 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?

jomama 11 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII

Yatanay 9 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway
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