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You get to live in Middle Earth
but
you're no elf nor hobbit. You're the ugliest orc who ever lived.
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IchibanKasuga 3 years ago
I have schizophrenia

Bluedeey 11 years ago
so the shrek reject #73...

Normal Joe 11 years ago
I thought it said Middle East

KareBearEXO 11 years ago
SAAAAAAAME!!!!1

sfctw1 10 years ago
I dont even know Harry potter so I dont get it ...

_ERROR_Username_not_found 10 years ago
It"s not Harry Potter. Its the Lord of the Rings.
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jkmc1205 10 years ago
I"d rather not. There"s not too good wifi there.

xXKittenXx 11 years ago
I allready am fat and ugly. But still, no.

Stasha Natalia Joan Thomas 13 years ago
I may be an ugly orc... but I could be a good one... help the hobbitsesss :)

Grimlon 10 years ago
shrek is love, shrek is life!
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DankWolf666 8 years ago
Yay!! I"ve always wanted to be ugly and live in a world without penicillin or modern transportation! As a bisexual male with mental disabilities I particularly favor the lack of social equality.

Flameice2 10 years ago
I will be a PRC fighting against Sauron

Jdog157 11 years ago
I don't want to get slaughtered.

Wyatt the nerd 11 years ago
Tha fuck

Olivia Beverley Lloyd 13 years ago
I live in Wellington NZ where Peter Jackson lives so technically i already live there -.-

YellowBear 11 years ago
I dont live in nz but I was born there
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sonicj01 10 years ago
why cant i be gollum

supbroz 11 years ago
I love orcs they are very strong

Terminatorx11 11 years ago
What if you get shot with a arrow in your head if your the orc?

jomama 11 years ago
THE MIDDLE EARTH DOES NOT HAVE PS4S OR B OPSIII

Yatanay 9 years ago
I don't want to be in Middle Earth, though, anyway

Doriko 11 years ago
I will be INSTA-KILLED...

Yahac135 10 years ago
Beverages

ABBEH 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I'm an evil orc and appearance isn't really what I care about anyway

Aeroon 11 years ago
they say looks dont matter, but i avoid some 1 who i cant look at without feeling unpleasant :(

Aeroon 11 years ago
rn is a typo, its just :(

llbl 2 years ago
The life of the orcs is still relatively interesting

Thaheera Althaf 13 years ago
Well, Bilbo is a darling so he'll help and be friends with a poor orc such as I.

Jax Phoenix 11 years ago
Who the hell would want to live in middle-earth everything wants to kill you reguardless of what race you are

Snowfrost918 11 years ago
Exactly!

gahmora 10 years ago
You're the ugliest orc ? Man every orc is fucking ugly xD

TrueRenegade 9 years ago
What"s middle Earth?

BlueShell 8 years ago
The core of Mars

idc 11 years ago
just like real life then but cooler

Furious Finch 11 years ago
Weld a bitchin' metal mask to my face and become a furious, hideous war machine the likes of which will end up being fought by great heroes.

olvvvvlo 11 years ago
I don't see what is the good part in this deal

Emily Thomas 13 years ago
down side?I'm already an ugly orc i just get to move.

vioola 10 years ago
all the orcs will get killed by dwarves or hobbits

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I don't like Lord of the Rings so no.

SOME RANDOM GUY 11 years ago
what i want is to live in an island!!!pretty sure that it would not be in the middle earth!!!

KennySSS 11 years ago
I don't care what i look like, i'd leave the dark zone and make friends with the good guys, and if they still resented, well, i'm a hermit anyway so i would just live alone in the woods and be at peace with myself in a world i've always wanted to experience

NickTheAnime-Gamer 11 years ago
NickTheAnime-Gamer

irishwolf 9 years ago
In orc logic ugly = beautiful

RedstoneRubyGaming 11 years ago
me too

genool 10 years ago
What?

redhairedsatan 11 years ago
i already am so I've got nothing to lose XD

(YoDA) 10 years ago
I agree

Domoss 11 years ago
Thats a win win for me.

pen_men10 2 years ago
so just middle earth?

Ruby Hyatt 13 years ago
I couldn'n be an orc. If I'm not and elf or a hobbit it's not worth.

LOL567 11 years ago
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CT-7567 6 years ago
they dont have minecraft, so i think i would sty here

Coolgdude997 10 years ago
Both are shit

ButterPancakes 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

JonahBraun 9 years ago
I don't even know what it is

Bob101 11 years ago
Never seen the hobbit

Vince_thelonewolf 10 years ago
I just won't be hostile
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