Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest 9 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Yangtze Phillips 13 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Dr Seuss

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Supernatural_Marshmallow 9 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be fun.

silverrayz 10 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

Knife 5 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick 8 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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dadadaderp12 10 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

BreadSteak 9 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi 10 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO 10 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly 9 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant 10 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Error: downside not found

flash20585 8 years ago

I sound like that in person

Hailey Sixx 13 years ago

No way XD rhymes bother the shit out of me and everything sounds.. sing-songey and cheesy XD

Parzival_McCheese 9 years ago

What"s the down side?

itzel 11 years ago

its not a bad thing I mean you will just be rhyming in every speech and things youll say it so if you just say what you want to say really fast it will sound like your rapping and youll be a motivational rapper

BlistenGamer 10 years ago

okay...

Not Here 11 years ago

Donald Trump's ass did open, For all to watch as it did slopen?

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

Thanks, but naaaah

Globby 11 years ago

Worth it

SAVVY_BOY 9 years ago

Influential Speaker + Dr. Seuss = BERNIE SANDERS LMAO

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