Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife3 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Dr Seuss

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silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

NomNom9 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom9 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak8 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant8 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Error: downside not found

Rolland Bell12 years ago

awesome!

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

So you become Dr. Suess?

IsabellaSerkosky7 years ago

Time to practice my Zecora impressions!

pdog3148 years ago

Dr.Seuss is very influential

Rizingr9 years ago

Downside...?

xXWolfGoddessXx7 years ago

Ummm..... Whats the downside here??? I see none.

beddielast year

this is a fire comment section fr

ShiningDawn10 years ago

Well, that would be something.

Kristipiggyforever8 years ago

Yeah Dr. Seus rocks and I rhyme all the time so haha😛😛😛😛😋😋😝

Arceus3129 years ago

To all that are here i say fuck. I have a knife, you should duck.

laurathew-is-canon8 years ago

heck no

Slyde9 years ago

Cool

Oldiron_795 years ago

No downside

Thobias Engemann Sandst12 years ago

I do however like my own voice... Its not great but its mine!

GalaticWolf9 years ago

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DylanLoades7 years ago

Idiotic people will be able to understand it.

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

Dr seuss is awesome

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

time to rhyme. (see what i did there?)

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Xd that was beautiful. Imagine the cat in the hat as president.

Lordofcombat10 years ago

I think I'll skip.

Cap9 years ago

I am dr susse I have seen everything

Zac_3 years ago

This is Kevin harts life

JohnPariah11 years ago

yes, please

Panifex8 years ago

My children, now the time is nigh Because our debt is way too high; The taxes you must pay are steep To get us out of trouble deep. With me in office, you will find I keep the people"s wants in mind Unless the problems get piled up, Then you'll just have to suck it up.

Tfifiknow7 years ago

And what exactly is the downside.

Kaleb Lee Timmons12 years ago

i want to stick it in your butt, sex has fallen in a rutt.

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Fame is a great weapon. I will be unique.

Carlyjo9 years ago

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BlistenGamer8 years ago

what the hek

Jooa7 years ago

I have seuss

Racism28 days ago

F*** it we ball.

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