Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest 9 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Yangtze Phillips 13 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Dr Seuss

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Supernatural_Marshmallow 9 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be fun.

silverrayz 10 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

Knife 5 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick 8 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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dadadaderp12 10 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

BreadSteak 9 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi 10 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO 10 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly 9 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant 10 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Error: downside not found

IDontEvenKnowAnymore 11 years ago

So... What's the positive side?

KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude 9 years ago

What is Dr. Seuss

Jooa 9 years ago

A writer

ShootingStar359 10 years ago

There are 31% of Dr. Seuss haters.

ChrissyYoung 9 years ago

Who could care? I do not know. I will scream things to and fro.

WeirdWolfGirl 10 years ago

DEAREST CREATURES IN CREATION WE LOOK TO YOU, A NEW GERATION WE SPEAK WOTH RARE ADMIRATION AND uh... EXPELARMUS

bananarama 12 years ago

there is no badside

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

he had some serious things. lorax has a point. sneech stars has a point. and one i heard of about weapon races has a point.

Santipapi 7 years ago

Basically a rapper

Daniel Myles Beard 13 years ago

Soooooooo I'm awesome

Tomblanc 11 years ago

I see no downside to this. At all

OofMaster 9 years ago

Can I be a rapper

Burke Lizzie 13 years ago

THIS IS ALL UPSIDE

violetparr 10 years ago

Hahahhaa imagine how hilarious this would actually be.

aviqwedc 11 years ago

#NoDownside

AviKraft 9 years ago

As long as I can still influence people, who gives a shit what I sound like?

Holly TEN 11 years ago

Who caresðŸ˜†

Dialkia789 4 years ago

I really like this one a lot. I puts brain wrinkles in new spots. It makes me think a little bit. That your money should land in my wallet

katiekat442 12 years ago

Downside?

lollypop3 9 years ago

No upside

IsabellaSerkosky 8 years ago

Time to practice my Zecora impressions!

Rolland Bell 13 years ago

awesome!

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

So you become Dr. Suess?

pdog314 10 years ago

Dr.Seuss is very influential

Rizingr 11 years ago

Downside...?

xXWolfGoddessXx 9 years ago

Ummm..... Whats the downside here??? I see none.

beddie 3 years ago

this is a fire comment section fr

ShiningDawn 11 years ago

Well, that would be something.

Kristipiggyforever 9 years ago

Yeah Dr. Seus rocks and I rhyme all the time so haha😛😛😛😛😋😋😝

Arceus312 10 years ago

To all that are here i say fuck. I have a knife, you should duck.

laurathew-is-canon 9 years ago

heck no

Slyde 11 years ago

Cool

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