Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife3 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Dr Seuss

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silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

NomNom9 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom9 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak8 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant8 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom8 years ago

Error: downside not found

Zac_3 years ago

This is Kevin harts life

JohnPariah11 years ago

yes, please

Panifex8 years ago

My children, now the time is nigh Because our debt is way too high; The taxes you must pay are steep To get us out of trouble deep. With me in office, you will find I keep the people"s wants in mind Unless the problems get piled up, Then you'll just have to suck it up.

Cap9 years ago

I am dr susse I have seen everything

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Fame is a great weapon. I will be unique.

Carlyjo9 years ago

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Tfifiknow7 years ago

And what exactly is the downside.

Kaleb Lee Timmons12 years ago

i want to stick it in your butt, sex has fallen in a rutt.

Jooa7 years ago

I have seuss

BlistenGamer8 years ago

what the hek

Racism28 days ago

F*** it we ball.

ShiningDawn10 years ago

I keep getting questions I've already answered.

Afroman649 years ago

That would be awesome!

ash1lord11 years ago

I see no problems with this

McLovin1179 years ago

I don't like green eggs and ham (applause)

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

See the downside, I do not. The button, I pressed a lot.

Taylor Palmer12 years ago

That's like tge frosting on the cake

Ryla227 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Ooopto you9 years ago

Where is the downside? :-$

liongirl17aj9 years ago

both of those are bad!!!!

GuessWhatChickenButt9 years ago

Downside is playing hide and seek and just ran away like nah fam

Buttone2 years ago

Dr Seuss is a fire rapper

ButtonPressingKyogre10 years ago

This sounds awesome.

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So I always speak in perfect rhymes? ERROR: downside not found.

flash205857 years ago

I sound like that in person

Hailey Sixx12 years ago

No way XD rhymes bother the shit out of me and everything sounds.. sing-songey and cheesy XD

Parzival_McCheese8 years ago

What"s the down side?

itzel9 years ago

its not a bad thing I mean you will just be rhyming in every speech and things youll say it so if you just say what you want to say really fast it will sound like your rapping and youll be a motivational rapper

BlistenGamer8 years ago

okay...

Not Here9 years ago

Donald Trump's ass did open, For all to watch as it did slopen?

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago

Thanks, but naaaah

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