Will You Press The Button?

Slyde 11 years ago

Walking down the street, this rapist comes out, then suddenly I can't move! Thanks obama!

Loophole man 10 years ago

Derp not deep

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TheMucleWizard 2 years ago

I believe this is called... Sleeping

TheMucleWizard last year

Lol, good point, they edited the button since I commented, it used to be something along the lines of "while you aree remembering these things you are paralyzed so on etcetera"

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IamHot 11 years ago

So... i'm Stephen Hawking except only disabled for 5 hours a day. fine by me!

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago

I was thinking of commenting something like this, but I thought it'd be offensive.

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CalvinB 11 years ago

I really wish these spammers in the comment section could get banned from this site.

Casey Wong 13 years ago

sleep during those 5 hours.

DiscoDoge 9 years ago

but what if your on a rollercoaster

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thewiiugamernorskgaming 9 years ago

teacher: why arent you writting. Me: my limbs stopped working.

11357533 10 years ago

That"s what photographic memories are for

LegoJediB 6 years ago

oof

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WoodStuff 9 years ago

why didn't i press it? just recall your limbs -_-

Mikuelious 9 years ago

I mean, if your limbs are memories then ig works...

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

"Starting"

WildPresser 10 years ago

between 1-2am

Casual_Bongos 10 years ago

what if you are at school on the toilet?

SparkShark 9 years ago

Why would one use school toilets?

Ally_Catz123 10 years ago

This is a gift and a curse. What if you see something horrible. You would never forget it.

aaaaaaahaaaugh 10 years ago

I have fallen and i cant get up

Myself123 10 years ago

That's called my friends..sleep

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Actually thats closer to narcolepsy.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

Bye bye PE.

TJbain 10 years ago

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Seryken 12 years ago

Go to sleeeep go to sleeeeep go to sleep in that time frame!

Whydoesthisapphavesomanytakennames 8 years ago

I would be like Stephen hawking.

Jordan Adair 13 years ago

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Timelypat 9 years ago

What use does being able to remember that I had a hamburger with extra pickles for lunch on July 15th 2010 have?

Annaxkid 11 years ago

I already remember everything and it's not a privilege

DontPressButton 10 years ago

But then, I pressed a button that said that there would be no consequence for if I pressed the button

zombiemold 11 years ago

Stephen hawlking

wowbuttonsocool 8 months ago

wassup

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

just sleep, or get a wheelchair

cfrancisco25 5 years ago

this is called being paralyzed and I already sleep 23 hrs a day...

happylego91 10 years ago

I already can't use them for 8 hours, it's called sleep.

SparkShark 9 years ago

Some people can already do that, it"s called photographic memory.

Good_Shepherd 11 years ago

nap time.

Richard You 13 years ago

what if you were in mid-masturbation and your parents come home :o oh no

Ghopher1 11 years ago

that would suck in the middle of sex

Mojilon 9 years ago

Binge Watch during five hours.

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago

Step one: Remove brain from body Step two: Put body into a mechanical suit Step three Negate the downside Step four: Cook an omelette

firemaster451 11 years ago

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PizzaQueen 10 years ago

I am me, I don't need to remember everything instantly me forget things makes me, me.

huppster05 12 years ago

jokes on you near photographic memory

Darkknight37 8 years ago

Orgasim.... I froze! Parents come up stairs..... ;( Boy! (Reference :))

Rylan Vincent 13 years ago

Maybe not five hours, but one hour I could deal with. Sounds like the plot to an super hero tv show.

Sammytraptor 9 years ago

make robot arms!!

Merilille 11 years ago

Y'know what? BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

krayrk 11 years ago

Just remember how to move

RanEg 5 years ago

A randomly selected time? I like those odds.

elvinja 10 years ago

I sleep all day. Well, almost

FatNugget 8 years ago

*is doing the dirty deed* "oh no! My d***!"

Bos187 10 years ago

Ouch, this a good one. A really good one

J81880 12 years ago

I can already do that

epicassasin 11 years ago

Yeah just sleep for a while

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago

I just hope the randomly selected time is 1:00 am- 6:00 am

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laforehead 11 years ago

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