Will You Press The Button?

Slyde 11 years ago

Walking down the street, this rapist comes out, then suddenly I can't move! Thanks obama!

Loophole man 10 years ago

Derp not deep

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TheMucleWizard 2 years ago

I believe this is called... Sleeping

TheMucleWizard last year

Lol, good point, they edited the button since I commented, it used to be something along the lines of "while you aree remembering these things you are paralyzed so on etcetera"

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IamHot 11 years ago

So... i'm Stephen Hawking except only disabled for 5 hours a day. fine by me!

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago

I was thinking of commenting something like this, but I thought it'd be offensive.

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CalvinB 11 years ago

I really wish these spammers in the comment section could get banned from this site.

Casey Wong 13 years ago

sleep during those 5 hours.

DiscoDoge 9 years ago

but what if your on a rollercoaster

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thewiiugamernorskgaming 9 years ago

teacher: why arent you writting. Me: my limbs stopped working.

11357533 10 years ago

That"s what photographic memories are for

LegoJediB 6 years ago

oof

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WoodStuff 9 years ago

why didn't i press it? just recall your limbs -_-

Mikuelious 9 years ago

I mean, if your limbs are memories then ig works...

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

"Starting"

WildPresser 10 years ago

between 1-2am

Casual_Bongos 10 years ago

what if you are at school on the toilet?

SparkShark 9 years ago

Why would one use school toilets?

Ally_Catz123 10 years ago

This is a gift and a curse. What if you see something horrible. You would never forget it.

aaaaaaahaaaugh 10 years ago

I have fallen and i cant get up

Myself123 10 years ago

That's called my friends..sleep

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Actually thats closer to narcolepsy.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

Bye bye PE.

MudkipFan2020 6 years ago

just sleep, watch tv, or play video games

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Cant play games if you cant use your hands. Probably cant watch tv either unless its always on.

LogicWizard314 11 years ago

Who the fuck keeps posting these DONT READ THIS comments?!

matorin 11 years ago

i am a musician so that ain't happenin

I like boobies 11 years ago

Me too I play the alto sax what do you play

DAEN4CWR 9 years ago

Thats fucking funny. Imagine jogging or showerong and all of a sudden you become a mannequin

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

So phot graphic memory and "narcolepsy"

raidcontroller 11 years ago

Making my way donwtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm paralized. dududududududu.

WunderWaffle64 11 years ago

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TigerKingTundra 3 years ago

You get transported into another universe created by your brain, but as long as you're in the universe, you can't move your limbs.

Seryken 12 years ago

Go to sleeeep go to sleeeeep go to sleep in that time frame!

Whydoesthisapphavesomanytakennames 8 years ago

I would be like Stephen hawking.

TJbain 10 years ago

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Timelypat 9 years ago

What use does being able to remember that I had a hamburger with extra pickles for lunch on July 15th 2010 have?

Annaxkid 11 years ago

I already remember everything and it's not a privilege

Jordan Adair 13 years ago

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zombiemold 11 years ago

Stephen hawlking

wowbuttonsocool 8 months ago

wassup

DontPressButton 10 years ago

But then, I pressed a button that said that there would be no consequence for if I pressed the button

cfrancisco25 5 years ago

this is called being paralyzed and I already sleep 23 hrs a day...

happylego91 10 years ago

I already can't use them for 8 hours, it's called sleep.

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

just sleep, or get a wheelchair

Good_Shepherd 11 years ago

nap time.

Richard You 13 years ago

what if you were in mid-masturbation and your parents come home :o oh no

SparkShark 9 years ago

Some people can already do that, it"s called photographic memory.

Mojilon 9 years ago

Binge Watch during five hours.

Ghopher1 11 years ago

that would suck in the middle of sex

firemaster451 11 years ago

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