Will You Press The Button?

WX500007 months ago

I believe this is called... Sleeping

Slyde9 years ago

Walking down the street, this rapist comes out, then suddenly I can't move! Thanks obama!

Loophole man9 years ago

Derp not deep

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IamHot9 years ago

So... i'm Stephen Hawking except only disabled for 5 hours a day. fine by me!

TigerKingTundralast year

I was thinking of commenting something like this, but I thought it'd be offensive.

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CalvinB9 years ago

I really wish these spammers in the comment section could get banned from this site.

thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago

teacher: why arent you writting. Me: my limbs stopped working.

Casey Wong12 years ago

sleep during those 5 hours.

DiscoDoge7 years ago

but what if your on a rollercoaster

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113575338 years ago

That"s what photographic memories are for

LegoJediB5 years ago

oof

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WoodStuff8 years ago

why didn't i press it? just recall your limbs -_-

Mikuelious7 years ago

I mean, if your limbs are memories then ig works...

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

"Starting"

WildPresser8 years ago

between 1-2am

Casual_Bongos8 years ago

what if you are at school on the toilet?

SparkShark7 years ago

Why would one use school toilets?

Ally_Catz1238 years ago

This is a gift and a curse. What if you see something horrible. You would never forget it.

D.Dragon8 years ago

I have fallen and i cant get up

Myself1239 years ago

That's called my friends..sleep

greaterfiend4 years ago

Actually thats closer to narcolepsy.

Alanna Elric12 years ago

Bye bye PE.

DontPressButton8 years ago

But then, I pressed a button that said that there would be no consequence for if I pressed the button

zombiemold9 years ago

Stephen hawlking

happylego919 years ago

I already can't use them for 8 hours, it's called sleep.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

just sleep, or get a wheelchair

cfrancisco254 years ago

this is called being paralyzed and I already sleep 23 hrs a day...

Richard You12 years ago

what if you were in mid-masturbation and your parents come home :o oh no

SparkShark7 years ago

Some people can already do that, it"s called photographic memory.

Good_Shepherd9 years ago

nap time.

Mojilon8 years ago

Binge Watch during five hours.

Ghopher19 years ago

that would suck in the middle of sex

firemaster4519 years ago

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TigerKingTundralast year

Step one: Remove brain from body Step two: Put body into a mechanical suit Step three Negate the downside Step four: Cook an omelette

huppster0510 years ago

jokes on you near photographic memory

Darkknight377 years ago

Orgasim.... I froze! Parents come up stairs..... ;( Boy! (Reference :))

PizzaQueen9 years ago

I am me, I don't need to remember everything instantly me forget things makes me, me.

Sammytraptor8 years ago

make robot arms!!

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Maybe not five hours, but one hour I could deal with. Sounds like the plot to an super hero tv show.

Merilille9 years ago

Y'know what? BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

RanEg3 years ago

A randomly selected time? I like those odds.

elvinja9 years ago

I sleep all day. Well, almost

krayrk10 years ago

Just remember how to move

Bos1879 years ago

Ouch, this a good one. A really good one

J8188011 years ago

I can already do that

FatNugget7 years ago

*is doing the dirty deed* "oh no! My d***!"

epicassasin9 years ago

Yeah just sleep for a while

ChunkyRaguYT8 years ago

I just hope the randomly selected time is 1:00 am- 6:00 am

superman189 years ago

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laforehead10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]