Will You Press The Button?

WX500007 months ago

I believe this is called... Sleeping

Slyde9 years ago

Walking down the street, this rapist comes out, then suddenly I can't move! Thanks obama!

Loophole man9 years ago

Derp not deep

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IamHot9 years ago

So... i'm Stephen Hawking except only disabled for 5 hours a day. fine by me!

TigerKingTundralast year

I was thinking of commenting something like this, but I thought it'd be offensive.

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CalvinB9 years ago

I really wish these spammers in the comment section could get banned from this site.

thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago

teacher: why arent you writting. Me: my limbs stopped working.

Casey Wong12 years ago

sleep during those 5 hours.

DiscoDoge7 years ago

but what if your on a rollercoaster

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113575338 years ago

That"s what photographic memories are for

LegoJediB5 years ago

oof

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WoodStuff8 years ago

why didn't i press it? just recall your limbs -_-

Mikuelious7 years ago

I mean, if your limbs are memories then ig works...

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

"Starting"

WildPresser8 years ago

between 1-2am

Casual_Bongos8 years ago

what if you are at school on the toilet?

SparkShark7 years ago

Why would one use school toilets?

Ally_Catz1238 years ago

This is a gift and a curse. What if you see something horrible. You would never forget it.

D.Dragon8 years ago

I have fallen and i cant get up

Myself1239 years ago

That's called my friends..sleep

greaterfiend4 years ago

Actually thats closer to narcolepsy.

Alanna Elric12 years ago

Bye bye PE.

Mr.Clue10 years ago

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the117doctor9 years ago

Let's see if I die tonight.

DummyInButton2 years ago

Bro 12AM to 5AM? R.I.P people who have insomnia 💀

Ayyy OTP 10 years ago

Someone needs to make a movie out of this I mean I just.....

Aaron129987 years ago

Anybody know where can learn to fly?

TJbain9 years ago

Noooooooo

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Dont need limbs to watch YouTube. Im fibe.

greaterfiend4 years ago

Gonna use your nose?

Wax Wlaymore9 years ago

sorry could not press button limbs threatened to kill me if i press it

MudkipFan20205 years ago

just sleep, watch tv, or play video games

greaterfiend4 years ago

Cant play games if you cant use your hands. Probably cant watch tv either unless its always on.

LogicWizard31410 years ago

Who the fuck keeps posting these DONT READ THIS comments?!

matorin9 years ago

i am a musician so that ain't happenin

I like boobies9 years ago

Me too I play the alto sax what do you play

DAEN4CWR7 years ago

Thats fucking funny. Imagine jogging or showerong and all of a sudden you become a mannequin

Uncookedham878 years ago

So phot graphic memory and "narcolepsy"

raidcontroller9 years ago

Making my way donwtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I'm paralized. dududududududu.

WunderWaffle649 years ago

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TigerKingTundralast year

You get transported into another universe created by your brain, but as long as you're in the universe, you can't move your limbs.

Seryken10 years ago

Go to sleeeep go to sleeeeep go to sleep in that time frame!

Whydoesthisapphavesomanytakennames7 years ago

I would be like Stephen hawking.

TJbain9 years ago

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Timelypat8 years ago

What use does being able to remember that I had a hamburger with extra pickles for lunch on July 15th 2010 have?

Annaxkid9 years ago

I already remember everything and it's not a privilege

Jordan Adair12 years ago

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zombiemold9 years ago

Stephen hawlking

DontPressButton8 years ago

But then, I pressed a button that said that there would be no consequence for if I pressed the button

Dk_the_gr810 years ago

just sleep, or get a wheelchair

cfrancisco254 years ago

this is called being paralyzed and I already sleep 23 hrs a day...

happylego919 years ago

I already can't use them for 8 hours, it's called sleep.

SparkShark7 years ago

Some people can already do that, it"s called photographic memory.

Good_Shepherd9 years ago

nap time.

Richard You12 years ago

what if you were in mid-masturbation and your parents come home :o oh no

Ghopher19 years ago

that would suck in the middle of sex

Mojilon8 years ago

Binge Watch during five hours.

TigerKingTundralast year

Step one: Remove brain from body Step two: Put body into a mechanical suit Step three Negate the downside Step four: Cook an omelette

firemaster4519 years ago

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PizzaQueen9 years ago

I am me, I don't need to remember everything instantly me forget things makes me, me.

huppster0510 years ago

jokes on you near photographic memory

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