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dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar 9 years ago

The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive

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SAKO4444GODZ 10 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless 8 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

MilanPatel 9 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

Devin1809 10 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox 10 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

David Padgett 13 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master 8 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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Rakoor 6 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

LiquidLightning 8 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja 9 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus 9 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie328 10 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

Tori Michelle Hicks 13 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford 9 years ago

Join the club

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angeldaugther 12 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf101 11 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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fmate2006 8 years ago

Computer, phone, powerbank, TV, flashlight. I got this.

Kevin_Skjevelnes 11 years ago

Vampires

ChristianaBrown 9 years ago

It"s always inherently light, so you"re never surrounded by complete darkness.

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im an asshole.

InvisibleBurger 9 years ago

So... I'm just unable to go anywhere that"s dark. Like, physically impossible. Hmm. If the power goes out, will I be just stuck? sure

loophole19 11 years ago

Also since you never put a consequence for leaving light I should assume nothin will happen since we are immortal. Loophole;)

TheWolf27 10 years ago

Carry a lamp wherever you go

iiDiamonds4lief 10 years ago

Well if your house was filled with solar panels it would be great.

SeabassJames 10 years ago

The sun must always be lit? It doesn't say how much light, so I could wear glowsticks.

Blungo 5 years ago

I wouldn’t put them through that

Efoxy87 11 years ago

I pressed it but I sleep in the dark

annabethchase04 9 years ago

yeah ill be lit

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

Although I will have meh phone with me at all times

Blackshine 11 years ago

Hm... and the minimum amount of light is...? I mean, there's always residual light around...

k-ookie 9 years ago

If the power goes out just light a candle or use a battery-operated torch.

xx420yoloswagmaster 12 years ago

There's light like everywhere

shootist10 10 years ago

I don't sleep because BOSSES NEVER SLEEP so the lights wouldn't bother me

connermckay 10 years ago

If you"re near anything that"s temperature is above absolute 0, you"re good.

Poatatoman13245 10 years ago

SO LIFE WILL ALWAYS BE LIT. FUCK YES

TaxCollecter 9 years ago

Hey mom, where"s the flashlights?

Dev Dedhia 11 years ago

Moon light ooooooooooò

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Praise the sun!

Eye of Cthulhu 11 years ago

so i am the opposite of a vampire?

Rumer 9 years ago

Unless it’s pitch black you would never be in complete darkness and if you had to you could just stay beside a night light or something

Eyeless02 11 years ago

The down side is the complete opposite to my current preference.

rainbowsuzanna 10 years ago

I can't sleep in the dark so no downside for me

Devalore 11 years ago

4 words Bring Tons Of Flashlights

lh0000 10 years ago

my computer and electricity are part of everything i know and love along with my lights as well, there for my lights, internet, electricity and battery life are eternal

KatLawliet 11 years ago

How can you sleep peacefully then?

Fluffington 8 years ago

When the moon

Gamerguy 11 years ago

Wear soler powered mask and have alot of technology in it like batman then have the side that everyone can see be all dark but on the inside where you can swe there'd light as in the technology shining on you or have an iron man helmet

mouse 9 years ago

All we gotta do is love the world. THEN THE WORLD WILL BE IMMORTAL!!! also we need to, um, love, uh, how to say it, not... overpopulation and not world hunger... and stuff like that.

mouse 9 years ago

Also love light? I guess?

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