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dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar 9 years ago

The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive

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SAKO4444GODZ 10 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless 8 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

MilanPatel 9 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

Devin1809 10 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox 10 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

David Padgett 13 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master 8 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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Rakoor 6 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

LiquidLightning 8 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja 9 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus 9 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie328 10 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

Tori Michelle Hicks 13 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford 9 years ago

Join the club

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angeldaugther 12 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf101 11 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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Doom song 10 years ago

Like an inverted vampire

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Bring a flashlight with me at all times

Of Life and Death 11 years ago

just fucking take a flashlight.

Pokefan123 9 years ago

This funeral is about to get lit!

Sixtoes00 12 years ago

Lighters. Duh get a trench coat and sew pockets into the insides

Squelchy ButtScratch 11 years ago

Or you could just turn the flash off on your IPhone 6...

Ghost.023 9 years ago

Sun stars moon watches reflection there"s light every we"re there"s no such thing as true dark ness

Pokefan123 9 years ago

All I got out of that was dark ness. New smash earthbound character?

Sully Blackburn 13 years ago

Glowsticks baby!

GenoGold 10 years ago

so, reverse vampire

ilikesaying 10 years ago

Easy, have a lamp that is powered by motion and lasts for a year over your head that shines down on you

iserinina last year

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lunn 11 years ago

Love the sun = it will never die

RNJR 9 years ago

I like the dark

zevenon 11 years ago

Well, what happens if there is no light?

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Me*gets a phone with a flashlight and a charger* ok i got this, the power otage not scares me now *throws fucking elephant on yes*

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago

*leaves on small barely visible light on at all times* loopholez mother fucker!!!

KateM 9 years ago

All you need is a bunch of flashlights and a whole lot of batteries and you"re good to go for eternity

mannather 11 years ago

so if you light yourself with a torch, and the battery dies, what happens? You and everything you know is immortal so death won't work

elisemopie 10 years ago

It is LIT

Acania Dragonn 12 years ago

There is light everywhere even in the dark the only darkness is pitch black which has no light

spiral 10 years ago

There is always a little bit of light on top of the ground ;)

SmOOcheS 8 years ago

Normally I"d say no to this if it was just me being immortal, but seeing as it"s everyone I know and/or love then hell yes! I"d go around the world meeting everyone and spread it! Let the world become DARK!!!

IPressy01 11 years ago

I'm afraid of the dark anyways

Warlord Craig 10 years ago

or what?...

UselessCompanion 9 years ago

Lit bro

battalion wars 11 years ago

Ehattt

Reaper18 10 years ago

the sun will implode some time, you would just be floating in space... I mean, you could play tag...

reinajacobs 9 years ago

*screams when the teacher turns off the lights in class*

D10140 11 years ago

Everything produces some sort of light because unless its at absolute zero(never been accomplished) it has atleat a tiny bit ofe energy, and a tiny bit ife light

ruimartins99 10 years ago

that pun. lit.

lewis0428 4 years ago

“No, Senpai, I must never leave the light!”

Zacattac 11 years ago

so what would happen if a light went out would you like teleport to the nearest light?

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