Will You Press The Button?

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL 3 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar 9 years ago

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SAKO4444GODZ 10 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless 8 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle 9 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

MilanPatel 9 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON 2 years ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

Devin1809 10 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

rainbowsuzanna 9 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox 10 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

David Padgett 13 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master 8 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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Rakoor 6 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

LiquidLightning 8 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja 9 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus 9 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie328 10 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

Tori Michelle Hicks 13 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford 9 years ago

Join the club

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angeldaugther 12 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Joshua Gonzalez 13 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf101 11 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci 13 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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Snakesta221 11 years ago

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grene dae 10 years ago

I don't understand what everyone loves about immortality. After a few thousand years there"d be nothing new to find out anymore, all the people you once knew would be gone and you"d simply be an empty, depressed mess. What"s so great about staying forever?

shattered18 2 years ago

哦吼正好我每天晚上都开灯睡

arandompersonplayingabuttongame 11 years ago

im afraid of the dark..

RNJR 9 years ago

I like the dark.

Rainbow_Kitten 10 years ago

ELECTRICITY WAISTER!!!! Plus I don't have a crush so.... For me theres no brightside

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

This is one of the rare cases in which immortality is a good thing since all your loved ones are immortal as well

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

moonlight.

MTeague 9 years ago

How would you sleep?

Ligss 11 years ago

Life stops being great and speciel, when you life forever, besides living in a country, that is always filled with clouds, would make this painfully annoying.