You get to name the next big thing. Planet, state, country, star, new search engine, etc.
but
Some random comedian becomes amazingly famous for mocking this new name somehow.
I will not

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
and soon some random comedian will die of a sudden heartattack

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago
whoa are you moriarty in disguise?!

IHateFeminism 10 years ago
Long live the state of SlippyDicks.

PyroPhoenix 10 years ago
I feel like u want people to make fun of that!!!!!

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
have ur name copyrighted wait till he makes millions on ur name than sue his ass for all his money for using ur copyrighted name

MauriceMeerts 5 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Jaasjaas 9 years ago
Name it "Donald trump"

TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Become random comedian and win

ghostc12 10 years ago
Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.

the117doctor 9 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?

Migdin1 10 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid. Revenge will be sweet

RyanAmend 8 years ago
Yeah✌

DiesesAlpaka 10 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.

the117doctor 10 years ago
MEEEEEEEEMES!

ilikepizza 8 years ago
Ima comedian myself so idrc

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
I like the joke, better than mine
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TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
PLEASE BE JOHN OLIVER

RocketGaminZ 9 years ago
COPYRIGHTED

Hailee Rae YellowKidney 13 years ago
We both win!

keithisemo 9 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago
name it obama

ConnorLego 6 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES

asdguy00 12 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy

Puppy288 10 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.

SemiIsback 8 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay

Lukieduke13 10 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?

Furious destroyer 11 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself

SilentAssassin 10 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart

King Schultz 11 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon

MasterTook234 9 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?

Leurunner 5 years ago
So? like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.

Blastobutton 12 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.

AssHar 9 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.

AssHar 9 years ago
Newly discovered*

deerhunter001x1x 11 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
No downside!

goatz 11 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity

TotalWeirdo 8 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"

A sir 11 years ago
M'lady

IcyDraco_ 9 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances

H4L0F4N 11 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it

minimegaman090 2 years ago
eh why not

Highschool123 10 years ago
Then y dont i send akatsuki to assasinate tge comedian

JonesJimBobski 11 years ago
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Tara Young 10 years ago
WHY, OH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS, CURSE YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Y"all who wouldn't mock planet Draco

JmancoolJ 12 years ago
@Kyle It doesn't say he uses your name, he just makes fun of it.

BACONLUFFY 11 years ago
Call it your own name then it doesn't make a dofference

ArKade47 8 years ago
Mock it, eh? Well better watch for any...accidents...

1noxaj 9 years ago
So, Bing?

shinygold 10 years ago
jokes on him, if the name is popluar how the fuck can he insult it. It's like creating snapchat and hating on it.

wampiregui 11 years ago
comedy FTW

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago
I name that new comedian there for by the instantaneous power of the button he must mock himself

Maypaws 5 years ago
And that comedian will be me.

Ludovicaine 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

sonic-php-master 8 years ago
"Putin"
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