Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor9 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin110 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend8 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka10 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf6 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!
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The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's11 years ago
name it obama
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ConnorLego6 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES
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asdguy0012 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy
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Puppy28810 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.
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SemiIsback8 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay
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Lukieduke1310 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?
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Furious destroyer 11 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself
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SilentAssassin10 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart
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King Schultz11 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon
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MasterTook2349 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?
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Leurunner5 years ago
So?
like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.
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Blastobutton12 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.
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AssHar9 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.
AssHar9 years ago
Newly discovered*
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deerhunter001x1x11 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!
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BlackVeilBrideFTW10 years ago
No downside!
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goatz11 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity
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TotalWeirdo8 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"
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A sir11 years ago
M'lady
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IcyDraco_9 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...
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The_Darkstar9 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances
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H4L0F4N11 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it
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minimegaman0902 years ago
eh why not
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Highschool12310 years ago
Then y dont i send akatsuki to assasinate tge comedian
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JonesJimBobski11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Tara Young10 years ago
WHY, OH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS, CURSE YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
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LilyMalfloySimp6 years ago
Y"all who wouldn't mock planet Draco
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JmancoolJ12 years ago
@Kyle It doesn't say he uses your name, he just makes fun of it.
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BACONLUFFY11 years ago
Call it your own name then it doesn't make a dofference
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ArKade478 years ago
Mock it, eh? Well better watch for any...accidents...
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1noxaj9 years ago
So, Bing?
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shinygold10 years ago
jokes on him, if the name is popluar how the fuck can he insult it. It's like creating snapchat and hating on it.
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wampiregui11 years ago
comedy FTW
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RileyDaWizard11 years ago
I name that new comedian there for by the instantaneous power of the button he must mock himself
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Maypaws5 years ago
And that comedian will be me.
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Ludovicaine12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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