Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor9 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin110 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend8 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka10 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf6 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD
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Lonz_624111 years ago
You would be anyway.
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76wwe11 years ago
minion planet
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ARaditzFanInAButtonGame5 years ago
Im gonna troll him,cuz the name woll be Sugoma
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
“So have y’all heard of this new search engine? Sugoma?” From the audience: “SUGOMA DICK!” *raucous laughter* “Okay, get out of here! This is a family friendly show!”
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whale.nuffsaid12 years ago
um. so i get to name a planet and everything stays the same? i love comedians anyways :3
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Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam9 years ago
Name the thing after the comedian or his mom. Lets see what he does now?
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Iohanis8 years ago
Just snap on him and take your credit
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teaspoonofsugarx10 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE
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GravityDog76511 years ago
If he's the the next famous big thing name him badly Mc faterson
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breezie5810 10 years ago
Win win.
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A Undertale Fan11 years ago
Meh so go UNDERTALE(Undertale search for the search engine)
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The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's11 years ago
name it obama
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keithisemo9 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him
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A FREAKING DUCK11 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!
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Puppy28810 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.
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ConnorLego6 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES
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asdguy0012 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy
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Furious destroyer 11 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself
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SemiIsback8 years ago
KILL HIM! problem solved yay
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Lukieduke1310 years ago
so i would name the new drake album?
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MasterTook2349 years ago
Who would miss said comedian, if he were to....... I dunno, disappear?
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SilentAssassin10 years ago
Lets hope it's gonna be Kevin Hart
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King Schultz11 years ago
Id name a pig napoleon
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deerhunter001x1x11 years ago
Daniel Tosh!!!!
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Leurunner5 years ago
So?
like i care, especially if i give it a dumb name on purpose.
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Blastobutton12 years ago
My legacy will outlive theirs. So neener neener.
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AssHar9 years ago
Who wouldn't make fun of "ur mom" the new gas planet.
AssHar9 years ago
Newly discovered*
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TotalWeirdo8 years ago
I will name the comedian "Asshole"! I will name North Korea "Assland"
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BlackVeilBrideFTW10 years ago
No downside!
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goatz11 years ago
Both parties win there comedian gets famous I get free publicity
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A sir11 years ago
M'lady
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IcyDraco_9 years ago
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate...
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minimegaman0902 years ago
eh why not
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The_Darkstar9 years ago
Comedian dies under mysterious circumstances
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H4L0F4N11 years ago
No one said he had to KNOW you did it
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Highschool12310 years ago
Then y dont i send akatsuki to assasinate tge comedian
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JonesJimBobski11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Tara Young10 years ago
WHY, OH WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS, CURSE YOU SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
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