Will You Press The Button?

jfydft last year

等等一个正常人虚弱百分之八十？那不得坐轮椅？这不就是X教授？

IamApparentlyLean last year

So I can read minds and teleport 300 feet. Oh no, I’m weak, and I can’t pick up this fork. Time to teleport my hand, with the fork in it, to on top of my plate.

RandomGuy888 11 years ago

So you become a super nerd with teleporting abilities. By the way it's 100 yards = 91.44 meters...fucking americans and their Imperial System. Why can't they just follow the world and stop making it hard for themselves and everybody else.

meatloave 8 months ago

There there , here , have a turnip

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Gabe4Gaming 11 years ago

Yeah let's Sans this shit!

Icode1 10 years ago

sans i dont think thats a good idea

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ZaneP 13 years ago

Hah, 80% of zero is zero!

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

Physical = Weak. Mental = Bad heart, lung problems, mantal issues etc.

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Krusek 9 years ago

I can work it back up to my original strength.

HereComesDatBoi 9 years ago

I mean, what if you"re super buff, then you become a normal, averagely strong person? :P

Lastbutton 2 years ago

who probably also looks scary (cus of the big muscles you slready had)

Nutkin 10 years ago

So I basically become sans? Score!

Star_Charter 10 years ago

Yes. I can just teleport out of any situation.

Anthony William Whaley 13 years ago

As long as I don't look 80% physically weaker lol

fiona_pardo 11 years ago

You would look like that because you wouldnt walk because your 80% weaker

KevinMoynihan 10 years ago

If I can teleport 100 yards I don't need to be strong I could just play in the NFL and teleport to the endzone when ever I need to

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

80% weaker, and you probably wouldn't be able to stand...

Gabriel Elias Lagrotteria 13 years ago

wheelchair is the solution

Dalton Brodie 13 years ago

Pfft all my friends know that i am Bsingly stong as is this wont matter.

Noah Joyce 13 years ago

i'm already incredibly physically weak to the point that i can't run up stairs without feeling the need to eject my lungs through my asshole so pushed

Shadowwolf3683 9 years ago

So get 80% stronger then agree to the terms and conditions.

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 10 years ago

Better question for how long maybe 5 years maybe 1 second

101 11 years ago

I already am.......

WatchThisMrKrabs 6 years ago

I'm pressing the button because ZaneP is very correct

Doomsday53 8 years ago

Who needs to walk I can teleport all I need is a chair

Redhulk918 10 years ago

All for One, basically. (My Hero Academia reference)

ziagrace 9 years ago

I would just get RIPPED before I press this button

jossurr 10 years ago

if I became 80% weaker than I am now youd have to burry me

Sera 12 years ago

If I get any weaker I'm probably not even able to move my arms anymore

mikekoopa 11 years ago

doesn`t say that you can`t work out to become strong again

Mr_loopholes 3 years ago

But I’m 90% weak

Saayanna 8 years ago

Well I'm already physically weak so...

barlowsmash 11 years ago

Wow ready people

The Unknown 10 years ago

Weakness makes Strong ...

Nosels 11 years ago

NEVER

Bigbadkid11 9 years ago

Lol I can still have be epons lol

agenderflux 12 years ago

So basically, you have to walk/move with a cane/wheelchair and you can teleport & read minds.

oldnotweak 9 years ago

that would kill you.

ReksYT 5 years ago

Если ктото и будет на 80 процентв слобее то ты просто телепартируешься от негодяя который хочет тебя попбить это иизи

Drewman123 10 years ago

im already weak

MARKIPIER 11 years ago

I'll telport to a gym!!!?!

Warlord2080 10 years ago

So basically i wouldn't be able to lift a spoon because i am 80 % weaker.

blakepane 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Doomsday53 8 years ago

It never said you can't stop at a hundred yards and teleport another hundred

jackpg98 11 years ago

How the hell are people not pressing this button?! You can just chain teleports together since no cooldown was specified and teleport literally anywhere in the entire world. @heehee I don't know if you're aware of this but guns exist.

michalely 11 years ago

i dont think that you will be able to shoot a gun but you still have a buble gun if realy want to shoot gun

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

What"s the upside

Phoenixianking 10 years ago

Ok so what I can fucking teleport

Thomas_Tinkerton 9 years ago

Go to the gym and or become professor X.

SQUIDQUA 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]