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You get to name the next big thing. Planet, state, country, star, new search engine, etc.
but
Some random comedian becomes amazingly famous for mocking this new name somehow.
Next

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
and soon some random comedian will die of a sudden heartattack

DonnaAndTheDoctor 10 years ago
whoa are you moriarty in disguise?!

IHateFeminism 10 years ago
Long live the state of SlippyDicks.

PyroPhoenix 10 years ago
I feel like u want people to make fun of that!!!!!

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
have ur name copyrighted wait till he makes millions on ur name than sue his ass for all his money for using ur copyrighted name

MauriceMeerts 5 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Jaasjaas 9 years ago
Name it "Donald trump"

TribblesKilledJoffrey 10 years ago
Become random comedian and win

ghostc12 10 years ago
Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.

the117doctor 9 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?

Migdin1 10 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid. Revenge will be sweet

RyanAmend 8 years ago
Yeah✌

DiesesAlpaka 10 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.

the117doctor 10 years ago
MEEEEEEEEMES!

ilikepizza 8 years ago
Ima comedian myself so idrc

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
I like the joke, better than mine
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TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
PLEASE BE JOHN OLIVER

RocketGaminZ 9 years ago
COPYRIGHTED

Hailee Rae YellowKidney 13 years ago
We both win!

TimeTotTARDIS 11 years ago
I would call the next red planet they find Gallifrey

gbrf11 5 years ago
hi :)

oldnotweak 12 years ago
and then i kill them

bloodyblade 9 years ago
I will laugh i bet then be like where the fuck is my money?

Gino Deinum 13 years ago
My opinion is something he cant mock about

Flyingbread 10 years ago
You forgot the parts we gamers need, our fingers, and eyes. They move so we will die in less than a minut because of we move our fingers so fast

CPTPOTATOSE 11 years ago
AND....... ill just own a military and blow that fat ass strait of his ass thing

Alice Everlasting 10 years ago
They wouldn't become famous if the thing is already famouse...

Infernox 11 years ago
What if I named it something super long and difficult to say, if I do that, in wouldn't see a downside.

YandereAishiChan 9 years ago
who gives a damn, I JUST FUCKIGN NAMED A PLANET!

MiniPino1 3 years ago
deeznuts.com

JustPickOne 11 years ago
My dick

GalenTheMann 9 years ago
have him assasinated or sue him

SyberGoth1997 11 years ago
So the comedian would be doing what he's supposed to while you make millions

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Welcome to "The Pidgeon Kingdom".

denfire321 11 years ago
Name it "My nudes" and everyone will search on my nudes ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone 7 years ago
Why would I want to?

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
I'll put in the new name the word "Hetero" have fun, comedian

danchajar 11 years ago
agreed Jdude1433

NeverTheSame 10 years ago
I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD

Lonz_6241 11 years ago
You would be anyway.

76wwe 11 years ago
minion planet

ARaditzFanInAButtonGame 5 years ago
Im gonna troll him,cuz the name woll be Sugoma

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
“So have y’all heard of this new search engine? Sugoma?” From the audience: “SUGOMA DICK!” *raucous laughter* “Okay, get out of here! This is a family friendly show!”

whale.nuffsaid 12 years ago
um. so i get to name a planet and everything stays the same? i love comedians anyways :3

Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam 9 years ago
Name the thing after the comedian or his mom. Lets see what he does now?

Iohanis 8 years ago
Just snap on him and take your credit

teaspoonofsugarx 10 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE

GravityDog765 11 years ago
If he's the the next famous big thing name him badly Mc faterson

breezie5810 10 years ago
Win win.

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
Meh so go UNDERTALE(Undertale search for the search engine)

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago
name it obama

keithisemo 9 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!

Puppy288 10 years ago
Copyright it and then sue him.

ConnorLego 6 years ago
Tha’d be hallarious, so YES

asdguy00 12 years ago
buttfucklandistan mock that buddy

Furious destroyer 11 years ago
Name it I lol then he is making fun of himself
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