Breaking news:local comedian poisoned! The comedian was killed using cyanide injected with a syringe. The perpetrator is unknown.no syringe or fingerprints were found at the site.
the117doctor9 years ago
Cyanide and happiness?
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Migdin110 years ago
when we find something like a second earth i will call it "Im Stupid" so when he says it he will call himself stupid.
Revenge will be sweet
RyanAmend8 years ago
Yeah✌
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DiesesAlpaka10 years ago
take the most ridicoulos name you can imagine and wait for the random comedian to pretend it was his idea
That_One_Weird_Wolf6 years ago
ill call it "Throw Tomatoes At Me" and watch as people do what they are told.
I would call the next red planet they find Gallifrey
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gbrf115 years ago
hi :)
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oldnotweak12 years ago
and then i kill them
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bloodyblade9 years ago
I will laugh i bet then be like where the fuck is my money?
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Gino Deinum13 years ago
My opinion is something he cant mock about
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Flyingbread10 years ago
You forgot the parts we gamers need, our fingers, and eyes. They move so we will die in less than a minut because of we move our fingers so fast
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CPTPOTATOSE11 years ago
AND....... ill just own a military and blow that fat ass strait of his ass thing
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Alice Everlasting 10 years ago
They wouldn't become famous if the thing is already famouse...
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Infernox11 years ago
What if I named it something super long and difficult to say, if I do that, in wouldn't see a downside.
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YandereAishiChan9 years ago
who gives a damn, I JUST FUCKIGN NAMED A PLANET!
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MiniPino13 years ago
deeznuts.com
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JustPickOne11 years ago
My dick
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GalenTheMann9 years ago
have him assasinated or sue him
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SyberGoth199711 years ago
So the comedian would be doing what he's supposed to while you make millions
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Knucklesfan10 years ago
Welcome to "The Pidgeon Kingdom".
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denfire32111 years ago
Name it "My nudes" and everyone will search on my nudes ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)
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Idontknowhatusertouseohthisone7 years ago
Why would I want to?
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Liswag Hipstner13 years ago
I'll put in the new name the word "Hetero"
have fun, comedian
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danchajar11 years ago
agreed Jdude1433
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NeverTheSame10 years ago
I'm sure this guy becomes a good comedian. WE NEED MORE HUMOR IN THIS WORLD
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Lonz_624111 years ago
You would be anyway.
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76wwe11 years ago
minion planet
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ARaditzFanInAButtonGame5 years ago
Im gonna troll him,cuz the name woll be Sugoma
NotTheProtagonist4 years ago
“So have y’all heard of this new search engine? Sugoma?” From the audience: “SUGOMA DICK!” *raucous laughter* “Okay, get out of here! This is a family friendly show!”
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whale.nuffsaid12 years ago
um. so i get to name a planet and everything stays the same? i love comedians anyways :3
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Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Mam9 years ago
Name the thing after the comedian or his mom. Lets see what he does now?
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Iohanis8 years ago
Just snap on him and take your credit
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teaspoonofsugarx10 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE
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GravityDog76511 years ago
If he's the the next famous big thing name him badly Mc faterson
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breezie5810 10 years ago
Win win.
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A Undertale Fan11 years ago
Meh so go UNDERTALE(Undertale search for the search engine)
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The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's11 years ago
name it obama
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keithisemo9 years ago
ill name it something making fun of him
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A FREAKING DUCK11 years ago
win win! I love comedians, I don't care how much they make fun of you, that's just what they do!
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