You become Mario
but
You work in Italy as a Plumber.
I will not


8311432 months ago
离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗,乐意至极

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago
È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

Anime is Freaking Awesome9 years ago
I rather be Link...

GenoSans7 years ago
same, also WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO NEVER EVEN SPEAKS A PROPER LANGUAGE????!!!!!!
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BuddyDron9 years ago
You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan9 years ago
But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge8 years ago
In Brooklyn, however
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zappypeach9 years ago
YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago
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Noobie o-o9 years ago
Random as hell O-O .0.

Sabrina Quivey12 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp4 years ago
Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?
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RafeeDaBoy8 years ago
I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp8 years ago
I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago
daisy is a princess.
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JRNGaming8 years ago
Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle149 years ago
You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat9 years ago
Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron9 years ago
I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle9 years ago
I can do srooms legally

Joboloco9 years ago
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Logical-choice7 years ago
Plumbing sucks!

buttcrac22210 years ago
But Mario is a plumber

LoopHoleAnswersBOI8 years ago
boring

Lawlzer10 years ago
Wigi!

turtlenugget6989 years ago
he is INSANE

KHdude9 years ago
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NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago
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ScottishCookie2 years ago
Becoming mario?! HEL YEAH! SO LONG GAY BOWSER

bad_name8 years ago
Mario is already a plumber so they really didnt need to add that

Kuha6 years ago
I tought mario was always an italian plumber?

RainbowCloud9 years ago
I HATE MARIO

PinkfluffyUnicorns8 years ago
Seriosuly

WBGrock9 years ago
Better paying than my current job.

Blood of Gaea9 years ago
Only reason to be Mario is Princess Peach.

DavidLetterman9 years ago
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486jakebox10 years ago
I get that

amnn119 years ago
I want to be sora

BrendanCross8 years ago
I don't think being a plumber in Italy would be that bad. A plumber in INDIA, however, or for an Indian restaurant, that"s a different story (the food gives you explosive what"s)

BrendanCross8 years ago
Sharts not what"s

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago
In my headcanon Mario is a villain. Blame MatPat

Thraxxerus148 years ago
Plumbers make bank

Fluttershy00239 years ago
Mario IS a frikin plumber in Italy anyway so..... Ya.

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp4 years ago
Do I get to jump on goombas?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
Wait, are you the guy from fandom? (It"s me narwhals)

Peebs9 years ago
He worked in BROOKLYN, you uncultured swine

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago
He works on a different planet.

Beringtord10 years ago
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TheFbomb3098 years ago
Mario sucks

Gamerjosh9 years ago
But everyone will still know me as the real Mario. Plus plumbers make alot of money right? (or naw?)

Random Anonymous9 years ago
what are you talking about? I'm Italian and my poop is...normal. xD
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ComedyNightmare7 years ago
that"s a racist button.

Agent_Waffle7 years ago
No, Mario is an Italian plumber. It all checks out.

logicalreasons10 years ago
Dis is Mariioo! Lil taiini hands like holdin a taiini maus. A liil taiini maus!

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊9 years ago
Worth it

Franckylast year
It's-a me, Mario

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
hell no i dont want to be mario jumpman mxario

ZanderPanda889 years ago
A plumber is actually a well paying job
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