You become Mario
but
You work in Italy as a Plumber.
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

E545 6 months ago
I love you Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark, please marry me

831143 2 years ago
离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗,乐意至极

0ppl233 last year
lmao笑死

Anime is Freaking Awesome 11 years ago
I rather be Link...

Frostyfount87 8 months ago
Ha ho hoo! TOREGA!
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BuddyDron 11 years ago
You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan 11 years ago
But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge 9 years ago
In Brooklyn, however
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zappypeach 10 years ago
YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

Sabrina Quivey 13 years ago
Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp 5 years ago
Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?
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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago
⛥ İ̷͎͖̪́̈́̌̕ͅͅ"̵̧͕͓́ͅv̶̮̮̰̰̄̋̇̐ȩ̶͍̤̖̖̈́ ̷̭͚̣̳͚̋̇ć̶̢͋̈́̕͝ͅô̷͓͇̐̓̕ͅm̴͇̮̆̎̅̀͝e̷̱̖̋̓ ̷͚͓̆͑f̷͚̞̻̚ō̴̩̽̈́ŕ̷̻̲͈̲̅͆̔ ̶̥̤̟͐͐̔̿ẙ̸̦͕̇͗͘ô̵̲̱̦͕̔͒̆̈́ṳ̸̩̂͒̊̐̎ṙ̶̪̘̲͖̤̑̄͝ ̸̙̲̫͙̄̇f̴̙̳̺̙͎̌̑̌̕o̵͙̺̻̭̮̓͂͑̓͘r̵̨͚͌̌͂ȩ̸̮̯̩͍̈s̸͖̯̅͑͆k̷̡̖̼̂̈́͘į̷̓ņ̷̡̌̆̂̽̚ ψ

Noobie o-o 10 years ago
Random as hell O-O .0.

RafeeDaBoy 10 years ago
I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp 9 years ago
I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness 8 years ago
daisy is a princess.
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JRNGaming 10 years ago
Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago
You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron 10 years ago
I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle 10 years ago
I can do srooms legally

bad_name 9 years ago
Mario is already a plumber so they really didnt need to add that

NEONNUCLEUS 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

ScottishCookie 3 years ago
Becoming mario?! HEL YEAH! SO LONG GAY BOWSER

WBGrock 11 years ago
Better paying than my current job.

Kuha 7 years ago
I tought mario was always an italian plumber?

RainbowCloud 11 years ago
I HATE MARIO

PinkfluffyUnicorns 10 years ago
Seriosuly

486jakebox 11 years ago
I get that

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago
Only reason to be Mario is Princess Peach.

DavidLetterman 11 years ago
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Rudolf_Schenker 10 years ago
In my headcanon Mario is a villain. Blame MatPat

Naweichu 9 months ago
록맨이 된다는 건, 로봇이 되는 거예요?

amnn11 11 years ago
I want to be sora

BrendanCross 9 years ago
I don't think being a plumber in Italy would be that bad. A plumber in INDIA, however, or for an Indian restaurant, that"s a different story (the food gives you explosive what"s)

BrendanCross 9 years ago
Sharts not what"s

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp 6 years ago
Do I get to jump on goombas?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Wait, are you the guy from fandom? (It"s me narwhals)

Thraxxerus14 9 years ago
Plumbers make bank

Fluttershy0023 11 years ago
Mario IS a frikin plumber in Italy anyway so..... Ya.

TheFbomb309 10 years ago
Mario sucks

Peebs 11 years ago
He worked in BROOKLYN, you uncultured swine

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago
He works on a different planet.

Beringtord 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Gamerjosh 11 years ago
But everyone will still know me as the real Mario. Plus plumbers make alot of money right? (or naw?)

Random Anonymous 10 years ago
what are you talking about? I'm Italian and my poop is...normal. xD
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ComedyNightmare 9 years ago
that"s a racist button.

Agent_Waffle 9 years ago
No, Mario is an Italian plumber. It all checks out.

logicalreasons 11 years ago
Dis is Mariioo! Lil taiini hands like holdin a taiini maus. A liil taiini maus!

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
Worth it

Francky 3 years ago
It's-a me, Mario

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
hell no i dont want to be mario jumpman mxario

ZanderPanda88 11 years ago
A plumber is actually a well paying job

RetroGameDays 7 years ago
Mario... Is an Italian... And Plumber... That lives in Japan... That Speaks ENGLISH

JUST_PRESS_IT! 11 years ago
Rather be Link.

strong 10 years ago
I'm already in Italy, so...why not?

SEMatis 9 years ago
I'm a girl... Mario is male... gender switch does not appeal to me as something for me to do.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
Me neither. Also I HATE MUSTACHES

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Mario was an plumber in Italy before Bowser, so sure, press it.

Valicu 10 years ago
Mario is a plumber buuuuuuuut he is cooler
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