Will You Press The Button?

8311432 months ago

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark7 months ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

Anime is Freaking Awesome9 years ago

I rather be Link...

GenoSans7 years ago

same, also WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO NEVER EVEN SPEAKS A PROPER LANGUAGE????!!!!!!

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BuddyDron9 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan9 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge8 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach9 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

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Noobie o-o9 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

Sabrina Quivey12 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp4 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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RafeeDaBoy8 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp8 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming8 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle149 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron9 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle9 years ago

I can do srooms legally

strong 8 years ago

I'm already in Italy, so...why not?

ZanderPanda889 years ago

A plumber is actually a well paying job

RetroGameDays6 years ago

Mario... Is an Italian... And Plumber... That lives in Japan... That Speaks ENGLISH

JUST_PRESS_IT!9 years ago

Rather be Link.

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago

Fucking hate mario and i hate how everybody loves him

SEMatis7 years ago

I'm a girl... Mario is male... gender switch does not appeal to me as something for me to do.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Me neither. Also I HATE MUSTACHES

Creeperface13010 years ago

Mario was an plumber in Italy before Bowser, so sure, press it.

Valicu9 years ago

Mario is a plumber buuuuuuuut he is cooler

dankmemes1018 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

Oh, I'm just getting revenge on some asshole named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. I'm posting his sob story all over so he can see how pathetic he is. Carry on.

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NvD11 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

marmori9 years ago

Don't want to be mario but plumber in italy sounds nice

Yukiko Kitten9 years ago

Who would want to be a short chubby Italian plumber who saves a princess and fights giant lizards, turtles, goombas, and boos?

Link259 years ago

If I work in Italy as a Plumber i'm not Mario

TheCyclops56914 years ago

Yeh I'm more a luigi guy.

DarkPit10069 years ago

The only good thing about Mario is jumping on people.

Inline28 years ago

You become Mario BUT you become mario

SammieeGoldWand7 years ago

NAH! Because then I would have to learn to be italian

Kamefoo10 years ago

So you just become a lazy, fat plumber with murderous tendencies, an over-reliant brother and a cheating girlfriend? Where is the upside?

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

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UrbleFurb9 years ago

lol i could jump really high and grow bigger by eating poisonous mushrooms XD

TheButton1017 years ago

Plumbers makw alot of MONEY (TRUST me im not a plumber) my friend just told he is

TheButton1017 years ago

Make*

Glassia_The_Tower10 years ago

Quit.

JSE fan9 years ago

mario has a hard life why do u want to be him?

Pyr0M4ster9 years ago

The princess puss

DrNobody8 years ago

Who cares, doesn't plumbing cost lots of money? If yes, there"s no downside, AND I"LL BE GODDAMN RICH!

xXTheFuryXx9 years ago

This is dumb

PotatoShark158 years ago

Why would I fucking what to be Mario I would be changing hieght all the time xD

Boeing 7479 years ago

I can always quit my job.

littleplayer099 years ago

I pressed it

Joboloco9 years ago

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steriotypicalOutlaw10 years ago

THIIIISSSS! IIIISSSSS!! STUUUUPIIIIIDDDD!!!! :D Sorry, Bowser is my man!

NathanDrake8 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't find some secret tunnel to the Mushroom Kingdom.

NvD11 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

DuduBonesBr9 years ago

fuck you boss, take this fireball, and this koopa shell, and this... (two hours later) and finally, this 1-up mushroom. WAIT HE IS ALIVE NOW! Take this racoon tail...

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