Will You Press The Button?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

E545 6 months ago

I love you Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark, please marry me

831143 2 years ago

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

0ppl233 last year

lmao笑死

Anime is Freaking Awesome 11 years ago

I rather be Link...

Frostyfount87 8 months ago

Ha ho hoo! TOREGA!

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BuddyDron 11 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan 11 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge 9 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach 10 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

Sabrina Quivey 13 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp 5 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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DontTrustTheOof 7 years ago

⛥ İ̷͎͖̪́̈́̌̕ͅͅ"̵̧͕͓́ͅv̶̮̮̰̰̄̋̇̐ȩ̶͍̤̖̖̈́ ̷̭͚̣̳͚̋̇ć̶̢͋̈́̕͝ͅô̷͓͇̐̓̕ͅm̴͇̮̆̎̅̀͝e̷̱̖̋̓ ̷͚͓̆͑f̷͚̞̻̚ō̴̩̽̈́ŕ̷̻̲͈̲̅͆̔ ̶̥̤̟͐͐̔̿ẙ̸̦͕̇͗͘ô̵̲̱̦͕̔͒̆̈́ṳ̸̩̂͒̊̐̎ṙ̶̪̘̲͖̤̑̄͝ ̸̙̲̫͙̄̇f̴̙̳̺̙͎̌̑̌̕o̵͙̺̻̭̮̓͂͑̓͘r̵̨͚͌̌͂ȩ̸̮̯̩͍̈s̸͖̯̅͑͆k̷̡̖̼̂̈́͘į̷̓ņ̷̡̌̆̂̽̚ ψ

Noobie o-o 10 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

RafeeDaBoy 10 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp 9 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness 8 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming 10 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron 10 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle 10 years ago

I can do srooms legally

DrNobody 9 years ago

Who cares, doesn't plumbing cost lots of money? If yes, there"s no downside, AND I"LL BE GODDAMN RICH!

xXTheFuryXx 11 years ago

This is dumb

JSE fan 11 years ago

mario has a hard life why do u want to be him?

Pyr0M4ster 11 years ago

The princess puss

Boeing 747 11 years ago

I can always quit my job.

littleplayer09 11 years ago

I pressed it

PotatoShark15 10 years ago

Why would I fucking what to be Mario I would be changing hieght all the time xD

steriotypicalOutlaw 11 years ago

THIIIISSSS! IIIISSSSS!! STUUUUPIIIIIDDDD!!!! :D Sorry, Bowser is my man!

Joboloco 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

NvD 12 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

DuduBonesBr 10 years ago

fuck you boss, take this fireball, and this koopa shell, and this... (two hours later) and finally, this 1-up mushroom. WAIT HE IS ALIVE NOW! Take this racoon tail...

beterick 11 years ago

i thought mario rescues princess peach and he's born in japane, his a japanese plumber

NathanDrake 9 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't find some secret tunnel to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

But Mario works in Brooklyn!

TeamAwesomeness 10 years ago

I meant planet.

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Lt-Weiss 5 years ago

mario if he real

silversniper99 11 years ago

nope. plumbering is not my expertise

HERS-Firestorm 9 years ago

Actually my name is Mario. Why would I want to be myself? And I'm italian dude.

LeonardoGolp 8 years ago

Ehh mario works in boston

thisiscalled...you know 11 years ago

Wait... IM ITALIAN Chi vuole mangare una pizza?

Huntsman 11 years ago

Mack me link or no deal!

Megiplier 11 years ago

I'd rather be Sans *imagines sans* *starts drooling*

ShaunKnutson 9 years ago

we

Juuzo 11 years ago

I just quit the job

comicsean 11 years ago

But mario is just stuck in a loop hole, why would you want to be him when he cant even keep the princess from getting kidnapped by Bowser?

Micwiz 9 years ago

Wow. Well this is terrible, because it"s easy to win arguments if you"re me. 2 downsides

Matteo Diana 13 years ago

THIS IS A TRUE STORY AMICI

pankake 11 years ago

Downside?

telletoonethan 10 years ago

Plumbing bathrooms and going down the drain

Huntsman 11 years ago

I don't even want to be Mario

CplKarambit4084 6 years ago

I still have Mario"s abilities, so.

HermioneBird 11 years ago

Why not!

Joboloco 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mattie Gamer 11 years ago

I HATE MARIO

Usernamesareoverrated 9 years ago

Why the fuck would anyone want to be the Mushroom Spaghetti Man that has to constantly fight a princess-kidnapping turtle and is probably in a medically induced coma at this point from smashing his head against floating bricks

superninja44889 8 years ago

Actually, he punches them. That"s why he raises his hand when he jumps.

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