Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack3 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms9 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer9 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

blupurpblaket462904 years ago

Yes, I have a gun permit.

Kristiyan Gechev9 years ago

none said i cant kill/murder them

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

What if I'm the one laying people?

asdguy0011 years ago

Who wans to get laid, seriously?

Button4Life9 years ago

.....................

PHANisrealmaybe8 years ago

Crazy cat Lady wins this round

Tricia Edwards12 years ago

just dont have sex, problem solved hahaha

Viper Grim 9 years ago

Worth it

WilliamJones7 years ago

Then I'll get body guards or just run

JKcollins9 years ago

Ur rich, just hire bodyguards.....

Cainmc339 years ago

I would get bodyguards to protect me

JaydenJohnson7 years ago

In fortnite ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RileyDaWizard9 years ago

Ok detailed none the least but what difference does their weight have to do with anything

BrianRupram8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Tomatoboom8 years ago

What if i won't have sex with anyone? There is no downsides with being rich and Charlotte then.

Skaldi10 years ago

I'm already charming and screw money i am flaming

QueenK1019 years ago

Won't gey laid then BOOM LOOPHOLE

_roheelast year

they just crush the bikes. you can run

gman2249 years ago

just don't get laid have sex instead

Goliath979 years ago

(THINK OF THE DIRPEST VOICE POSSIBLE). BELLY FLOOOOOP

MVZ45 years ago

Self high five I'm asexual

Ffcf9 years ago

Bruh they are fat just run

Sebastian Slette12 years ago

40% are desperate

AF7 years ago

How hard do they hit me??? Is it like, nearly dying or just giving me one weak hit???

NotCaptainAmerica7399 years ago

pay money for personal guards

jshaw718 years ago

Become the next Steve Jobs, change the world, Make love don't get laid

Maggie Kelley12 years ago

girl

MemeScoper9 years ago

I don't wanna get laid, I'll take the money.

TeamKobus28 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]