Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack3 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms9 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer9 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

KermitThePanda8 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

crazyfangirl30059 years ago

i pay him to go away. bikers (especially the fat ones) love money

Jpokr28 years ago

I"d be rich. I could get the best plastic surgeon on earth.

TheMalSid10 years ago

Gotta CATCH me first

Hyltran4 years ago

This is a hard one. I haw to say no because there are better deals on this app.

123ilikeppee694209 years ago

use your money to buy guns and shoot them with a shotgun point-blank in the head, shattering their skull, and killing them almost instantly

mynameishitler8 years ago

after seeing the results, 50% and 50%, im sure the 50% that said yes are fat people.

mynameishitler8 years ago

fat bikers*

Richard Sysoev12 years ago

Ill hire guard lol ._. Besides,how are they not charmed!?

rc savage9 years ago

*calls hitman*

Busman8 years ago

LOOPHOLE DETECTED. Lay the other person.

Joshua12 years ago

Well I won't because I shame the majority of fat people

JudithPressesButtons9 years ago

I wide sewer armor

CheeseburgerFreedomMan7 years ago

FREE MONEY

cow4cow9 years ago

what did i ever do oh i getit i got laid by these fat ass bastards wife

YoungWarlock9 years ago

Just pay them to leave your the richest so ya.

SilentBob9 years ago

Can I defend against the bikers?

Freakazoid8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

poptarts10 years ago

If I'm rich my bodyguards would kill them.

Breadstick9 years ago

This really depends... How fat are said bikers?

Clovis2 years ago

I'm Aroace tho

zues6destroyer9 years ago

Body guards to guard the doors and windows.

Hannah Hollerud12 years ago

Pay for a ninja to beat up the bikers :D

AH PERSON9 years ago

Just kill them so they don't fuck with you again.

Lilkitten245 years ago

*laughs in asexual*

CPTPOTATOSE9 years ago

they cant get to my because there so fat that the moterbikes just bale and the fat bikers are too fat too walk

MoonlightEcho118 years ago

Excellent, I can stay a virgin forever

BoiZeBery7 years ago

If I'm rich I can hire a body guard

SparklezQueen9 years ago

I doubt they'd beat up a charming woman like me ;)

HannibalKing6028 years ago

I wouldn't be the one getting laid the girls would be getting laid

Jarebare9 years ago

They load me up with free beats ( the head phones)

dkeene10 years ago

not the fat bikers

ZElizzy8 years ago

*ace laughter*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Oh shit! You got the last ace? I'm fucked! Someone you can't do. Virgin

SilentStorms9 months ago

I'm a sex repulsed ace, so no downside!

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

I don't get laid

septiceye9 years ago

you are FUCKING CRAZY

Dave_Of_Russia7 years ago

Fight back

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